Heiße Grüße vom CIA

Ingrid Schoeller becomes the first female to headline a Eurospy movie (at least as far as I know so far).

This was Umberto Lenzi's first attempt at Eurospy, made just before he began teaming up with Roger Browne. It is set mainly in his perennial favourite exotic location, Cairo, and includes much of the stock footage that he would continue to recycle across all his Eurospy movies;- panoramas of the Nile, pyramids, markets, black & white taxis' and dubious cabaret acts. Also the customary stock footage of Westminster from the Thames that always precedes the mission assignment scene. Zermatt rounds out the locations and provides a contrast of scenery for the finale.

Ingrid is 008, an American agent, who is teamed with British agent 006 and a half, played by Alberto Lupo, who doesn't look remotely British. 007 James Bond is also mentioned several times in passing. She's vivacious, insightful and competently deals with all the usual spy action, including fighting and defeating no less than 4 henchwomen at the Institute of Beauty, while also good naturedly fending of the attentions of Alberto (once even resorting drugging him to sleep, when they are sharing a room and posing as husband & wife). Meanwhile Alberto seems to have trouble keeping his mind on the mission, expends plenty of energy, but often ends up needing to be saved by Ingrid.

Evano Staccioli makes for a memorable villain and swarthy, dimple chinned, Sal Borgese takes a turn at being lead henchman, equipped with a black glove that can fire knives.

The plot, dialogue, direction and music are all solid by Eurospy standards and played at a "Roger Moore-esque" level of seriousness. There are a couple of minor twists at the end, as Ingrid outwits Alberto to take sole possession of the McGuffin.

As is customary in a Lenzi spy movie there is a humorous epilogue, which signs off with Ingrid and Alberto about to embark on another joint mission.

Spies movie that is able to interest the viewer in its simplicity.

It is not something transcendental but it makes a good impression.

I can't believe how many movies of this type have come out in those years.

This film begins in Cairo where a special weapon has just been created that distorts long range radar making it difficult for ships to navigate correctly. As a result, the British decide to send an agent by the name of "Frank Smith" (Alberto Lupo) to Egypt where an American agent named "MacDonald" (Ingrid Schoeller) is waiting to greet him. At first, Frank is surprised to find that his American colleague is female and this creates a certain amount of sexual tension from that point on. However, what makes matters even more difficult for the two of them is the fact that the people who possess the anti-radar device know all about the identities of these two and have already made plans to terminate them upon sight. Now rather than reveal any more I will just say that this wasn't one of the better "James Bond clones" ever made due in large part to the fact that neither Alberto Lupo nor Ingrid Schoeller had the same on-screen presence as many of the actors in a similar role. As a result, the sexual tension wasn't that acute which rendered most of the film somewhat dry and lifeless. That being said, this wasn't necessarily a bad film necessarily and for that reason I have rated it accordingly. Slightly below average.

The bravura euro-crime director, and part-time cannibal fetishist Umberto Lenzi takes a strident foray into the heady, glamorous, if not a little silly, cinematic imaginarium of the 60's euro-spy actioner; and, to be fair, he certainly gives it his best shot. While it isn't quite up there with Lenzi's uber-kult offering 'Kriminal', the film certainly makes for an adequate time-waster, and would be much appreciated by those individuals who enjoy this especially frivolous, and day-glo coloured genre. '008-Operation Exterminate' is a fun ride, and makes a rather lissome, highball quaffing companion to Jess Franco's 'Lucky The Inscrutable'.

I'm not sure why I find it so difficult to enjoy the spy film genre. Whether legitimate or spoof seems to make no difference. There is something about the genre that attracts the infantile perhaps, certainly there is a fetish for playthings, gadgets (and women!) where even in the most serious maybe things are not taken too seriously. With this the first of Umberto Lenzi's spy films I thought maybe there would be a complete subversion of the genre (certainly my box cover suggests so) more a spaghetti spy story with little reverence for the old originals. But no this treads a fairly well worn path (except for the female lead) and takes itself pretty seriously at first. Gradually one feel that Lenzi throws in the towel because it does become slightly amusing and maybe more of a spoof but even so there is no hard edge, all the fights are crap, most of the dialogue laughable (not that laughable) and the sex scenes brought up short. There is some fine location shooting particularly on the streets of Cairo and later in the alps but not enough to make this very watchable.