Stingray

Hard to imagine so many childhood memories could be contained in such a small box, but that's certainly the case with the STINGRAY boxed set. Until they turned up on the Sci-Fi Channel a few years back, I had never seen these in color, so the contemporary reality seemed almost as vivid as the memory. (Too bad Sci-Fi is not still running such vintage viewing these days.) Great boxed set, packed with extra goodies for fans, and all on only 5 DVDs. I had a slight problem with DVD #5, when it came time to view the final episode, "Aquanaut of the Year." When selecting that episode from the main menu, the chapter stop menu for the episode came up, then the DVD stopped playing (even though I had not hit the stop key). I tried repeatedly to watch this episode, and finally found that the only way I could get it to play was to go to the episode before it ("The Lighthouse Dwellers"), and select the last chapter of that episode. Once it started playing, I then had to use the Chapter Advance button on my remote to manually skip to the start of "Aquanaut." Other than that, the rest of the set worked perfectly. The last line of the last episode was a great way to end the show: As Troy Tempest is the subject of a new "This is Your Life," an emergency breaks out and the Stingray crew scramble into action. Commander Shore looks into the camera to end the "This is Your Life" broadcast--and the STINGRAY series itself--with these words: "Thanks for a great show, but I'm afraid--whether you like it or not--this has got to be the end." Current shows, for adults and kids, should have such class.

The four Supermarionation shows, Supercar, Fireball XL5, Stingray and Thunderbirds, were strange but cool. And often they showed some real creativity. One of my favorite bits was the alarm system in Stingray. As their base went on alert, they didn't use horns or sirens, but drum beats over the PA. As they went to higher stages of alert different rhythms would superimpose themselves over the previous rhythms. It sounded neat and was a really effective way to build up the tension. Someday I'm going to find an excuse to steal the idea.

Well, it was set 100 years in the future, to those of us who were kids growing up in the sixties. We had no internet, no digital technology, no VCR's or DVD's. Man hadn't even been to the moon. We had something much better. We had imaginations! Instead of playing games where the intention is to destroy the opposition, we watched shows about heroes and rescues. This was one such show, as were Thunderbirds, Captain Scarlet, Supercar, Fireball XL5 and Joe 90. Watch them with the innocence of 60's youth and you will understand why they are so timeless. Ignore (and enjoy) the mistakes made obvious by passage of time into the real 21st Century. For this step you will need to tap the imagination I mentioned before. As a kid living in Slough, Bucks. (as it was then) I would go to APF studios with my friends. We would watch through door cracks, when we could, and we would hunt through their dumpsters. This was NOT garbage. It was a treasure trove, and we were on a treasure hunt! How I could kick myself in the ass for giving away a script, that I had once found, for the Thunderbirds episode "Give Or Take A Million" when I grew up! Besides anything else, these shows had the best explosions and the bad guys never won, even if they went on to fight another day! Damn you X2-0, the War Lord Titan, The Hood and, of course, the dreaded Mysterons! Thank you Gerry Anderson et al, your imagination fuelled my childhood dreams, and continues to entertain me today.

Having already investigated toys, westerns and space, the time came for the Anderson's to plumb the seven seas with 'Stingray'. Garish and simplistic, it epitomises the in-full-swing 60's in all it's tie-and-dye, maisonette-dwelling, lava lamp, pop-art, Quant and Nutter glory.

'Stingray' has the most thrilling title sequence ever filmed for a TV series - sea defence installations disappear underground, oil rigs crumple, mechanical fish leap from the fume, missiles pitilessly detonate, noisy warplanes raze the sky - with the always first-rate Barry Gray's smashing theme rattling away for it's life, solid excitement is underway.

Hero Troy Tempest of the World Aquanaut Security Patrol - WASPS for short - takes on giant clams, ghost-ships, unruly oil despots and slippery subterraneans, making short work of the lot.

If, like me, you absolutely believe hostile races inhabit the ocean depths, waiting for their chance to attack us and take over, 'Stingray' is right up your stream.

Fun is had identifying which real life folk the 'Stingray' puppets are based on .. Tempest is James Garner; Commander Shaw - Spencer Tracy; Marina - Ursula Andress; evil King Titan - Laurence Olivier, and dastardly Agent Ex-Two-Zero obviously Peter Lorre .. Of course, both Marina and Shaw's daughter, Atlanta - voiced dreamily by Lois Maxwell - are both enamoured of Tempest, but instead of filling his boots, he's so coy and gallant, he gets neither.

And on the un-pc front, it's a hoot. As peace-keepers of the oceans, the WASPs have an admirable shoot-on-sight policy : "I'm picking up a craft on the sonar, Troy" "Prepare sting missiles!" The Loch Ness episode is BRILLIANTLY offensive, and there's a prison called Aquatraz which makes Guantanamo Bay look like the Holiday Inn.

Our heroes are realistically presented: they smoke, drink and wear trendy clothes while listening to jazz music. Those Andersons were subversive and way ahead of their time.

Inadvertently, probably, but it still counts.

I've never been able to get into Thunderbirds or the rest of these marionette shows but I enjoy this one. Even though they are the protectors of the sea, they know almost nothing about it. They are constantly encountering new races of under water people they have never heard of and those people know everything about Stingray and WASP and want to destroy them. They have a woman who never speaks and never has anything to do with the story but the song over the end credits is about her. None of it makes any sense but I like it.