Blonde Dynamite

Male Escorts Wanted. That's the sign outside D'Amour Escort Bureau. Slip and Sach walk in and get promptly thrown out. Slip decides to start his own escort service with all the guys. No bank is willing to finance them. Meanwhile, respectable bank delivery boy Gabe Moreno gets enticed by blonde bombshell Joan Marshall. He loses $5k of the bank's money to Joan and her gangster friends. They blackmail him into a scheme to steal from the bank by digging through the Sweet Shop.

This is a fun Bowery Boys film. The story makes sense. There actually is a story. The characters are who they are. Sach is hilariously dumb. It's a fun duo with Slip. It all works. It's good whether you're a fan or not.

You have to hand it to Leo Gorcey. When he dreams, he dreams big. Slip and Satch see an a male escort bureau and see no reason why he and the rest of the Bowery Boys couldn't do this job. With his savoir faire and command of the English language no telling how far they could rise.

When Gorcey and Huntz Hall are thrown out after they apply, are they discouraged? Not in the least, they persuade Bernard Gorcey he needs a vacation in Coney Island. Then they take over Louie's Sweet Shop and turn it into their own escort bureau.

But there's a gang headed by Harry Lewis with his moll Adele Jergens who have their own plans for the Sweet Shop. They've even got Slip and Satch's pal Gabriel Dell in a jackpot as part of said plans. Part of that plan consists of hiring the whole gang as escorts for her some of her pals. You have to see Jergens vamping Billy Benedict who when he was a Bowery Boy got in a bit of his own business involving his naiveté. Benedict played kids in other than the Bowery Boys well into his 30s. As for Jergens she had a specialty in trying to seduce man children types. See how she does in Abbott&Costello Meet The Invisible Man with Lou.

I won't get into what the gang wants the Sweet Shop for, but it's funny, in fact it gets downright silly and almost surreal. Suffice it to say the Sweet Shop becomes a Sweet Shop again for the next Bowery Boy film.

BLONDE DYNAMITE (1950) ***/****

"I'll sue them for some salt and batteries".

The Bowery Boys' later films worked best when they were well written with something of a plot, and BLONDE DYNAMITE is one of these cases. It's quite good for one of their films from this period.

Slip Mahoney gets a brainstorm to send Louie Dumbrowski off on a vacation to Coney Island so he and the rest of the gang can transform Louie's sweet shop into an escort service. It isn't long before the boys get tangled up with unscrupulous crooks again in the bargain, but the laughs are pretty steady and the story stays tight.

"A brilliant seduction".

10 Stars. For good reason.

Adele Jergens, who appeared in two other Bowery Boys films, was a natural fit for these guys; she had the looks and the attitude. Jergens was a very good actress and does her thing here as one of the "blondes" in cahoots with some goons who want to rob a bank.

Writer Charles Marion, one of the primary writers of Bowery Boys scripts, next to Tim Ryan, may have "borrowed" the storyline from the Edward G. Robinson flick LARCENY, INC (1942). The gang's Park Avenue Escort Bureau!!! -- is next door to a nice little bank that should be robbed. The robbers, lead by smooth Harry Lewis (as Champ), trick Sach (while Slip is away with the gals) into doing some underground uranium digging --right into the bank!

This one is hilarious and Leo Gorcey is fun to watch getting BURNED UP by Sach's wild antics. Best of all is Louie (Bernard Gorcey) who goes nuts when he discovers what the boys did to his sweet shop while he was away at Coney island with his wife.

Top Bowery Boys, real goofy stuff, and look at the Bowery Boys' elite line of escort clothes. Note, Lewis later gave up acting to concentrate full time on his Hamburger Hamlet restaurant chain in Los Angeles, which he opened about the time this film was made. Years later he sold out for nearly 30 million $$$.

According to production notes this film took the longest to produce, nearly two weeks time to film, perhaps due to the insanity? Campy all the way. Warner Brothers dvd box set. Get this one for your collection. 6 to 8 episodes per box.

After wise-guy Leo Gorcey (as Terence Aloysius "Slip" Mahoney) and hair-brained Huntz Hall (as Horace De Bussy "Sach" Jones) spy a beautiful woman exiting an "escort service", they decide to answer the call for "Male Escorts Wanted - must be handsome, intelligent, cultured"; but, the business throws them out on the street. Undaunted, Mr. Gorcey decides "The Bowery Boys" should open their own male escort business. They turn to gainfully employed Gabriel Dell (as Gabe Moreno), for a helping hand-out. Alas, Mr. Dell, working at a bank two doors down from "Louie's Sweet Shop", can't provide the funding.

Back at the "Sweet Shop", Gorcey discovers real-life father Bernard Gorcey (as Louie Dumbrowski) is sick (he's dishing out free sundaes). So, Gorcey sends the proprietor off on a Coney Island vacation, and turns the "Sweet Shop" into an escort service - with "Bowery Boys" Hall, William "Billy" Benedict (as "Whitmore" Whitey), Buddy Gorman (as "Bartholomew" Butch), and David Gorcey (as "Sir Cedric" Chuck) providing male companionship.

Meanwhile, Dell has been taken for a ride, by girlfriend Adele Jergens (as Joan "Joanie" Marshall). Dell discovers the duplicitous "Blonde Dynamite" has stolen a $5,000 bankroll from him, and her gang plans to frame Dell for embezzlement if he doesn't obtain the combination to the "Bowery Trust" bank vault, for gang leader Harry Lewis (as Champ Fallon). Then, Mr. Lewis plans to dig an underground tunnel from the "Sweet Shop" (now escort service) to rob the bank...

"Blonde Dynamite" has its moments, and "The Bowery Boys as male escorts" is a funny situation. The characters are oddly scripted to refer to Gorcey and company as "juveniles" and "kids", a distinction most of these movies had (wisely) dropped, by now. Dell is given a welcome storyline; he was the original "Dead End Kid" who seemed to age most quickly; but, now he appears younger than Gorcey or Hall. And, don't miss the elder "Louie" in his swimsuit, singing what sounds like a medley of "Aloha Oe" and "Hello Goodbye"!

***** Blonde Dynamite (2/12/50) William Beaudine ~ Leo Gorcey, Huntz Hall, Gabriel Dell