Stranded

This was unquestionably the most painful movie experience of my 4 decade life. I try to give smaller budget movies a chance, because you can find some hidden gems there. And who doesn't enjoy a nice creature feature?

But this was complete trash. Every single character was absolutely annoying. If there is any credit I give to the script is that the writers found different ways for each character to be obnoxious. Most annoying fictional character in the history of film goes to Donnie. His screaming wife was terrible. The not so photogenic and bitchy sister terrible. Big brother with abysmal haircut, terrible.

I would have rather spent the same amount of time waiting in a DMV or doctors office than watch this drivel again. Peeyoo.

I like to give low budget movies the benefit of the doubt, cause some of them are actually hidden gems. But this?..... this is singlehandedly THE worst, most miserable excuse of a "horror" movie. Literally the entire movie was nothing but arguing and the worst acting I've seen from the siblings, who are not to mention, 3 of the most unlikeable people in a movie I've ever seen. Their entire personality was "Big Bro left, so let's just make him the spawn of Satan" and it was just so annoying. The creature was not threatening at all, and the costume was cheesy as hell. I was fully expecting SOMEONE to get kidnapped or something, for at least a CRUMB of excitement, but nope. This was singlehandedly the worst 80 minutes of movie that I have ever had the dishonor of watching. Please don't waste your time on this movie, unless your baked as hell. And even then, I wouldn't watch it lmao.

I'm all for low budget films but this one was terrible. I will be honest, after 20 minutes I turned it off. The female sibling got on my nerves right from the start. She did the movie no justice. The way the film opened was a good concept but she did not make it easy to watch. I could not relate to any of the characters and decided not to waste my time.

These producers, writers, actors, should take notes from the 2012 movie, Bigfoot: The Lost Coast Tapes. That movie had great acting, great storyline, and kept u on the edge of your seat. For a low budget movie, they did a great job without having a stack of cheese trailing it. This so called movie Stranded is what not to do when making a Sasquatch film.

I am afraid that if I had directed this film I would be on trial for mass homicide as I would have killed all of the actors as well as the crew. Now in my defense I would ask the jury to just watch the movie and I would leave it in their hands. There is no doubt that I would be acquitted for justifiable homicide on all counts! I truly wish I had gone for my colonostomy instead of canceling my appointment with my proctologist. After watching this movie , I am in dire need of therapy by a professional as I am questioning my own judgement and am feeling rather suicidal. I will definitely attend church tonight and pray these thoughts pass but more than that I will pray that all contributors regarding this film be forgiven as they know not what they've done!

I read a couple of reviews for this stinker before I watched it. I almost decided to not bother but I thought "It can't be that bad, can it"? DANG!!! It suuuuuure can...and then some. An hour and a half of my life that I'll never get back. The "acting" here was soooo bad that it made my stomach roll. The fake arguing was soooo bad that I was embarrassed FOR the horribly bad "actors" doing it. A third grade school play has it all over this junk, garbage, trash. If you see this before you watch it, PLEASE take my advice and avoid this crap like a plague. I had rated it a two, but as I was writing this, I changed it to a one. As always, THANK YOU and ENJOY A MOVIE TODAY!!!