Moist Meter

Frankly, I'm a bit upset that IMDB has not implemented a custom rate feature for the Moist Meter. I do not want to give it a measly 10/10. I want to rate this a 100% on the Moist Meter. Understandably, this feature may just be too moist for the IMDB servers to handle, but they could at least compensate for it by at least allowing you to rate it 11/10. Nevertheless, This review tool, nay, review instrument is the greatest of all time and should be The Official™ method of rating movies and other content, not this tomato bullshit.

Just the sight of Charlie will automatically make wetness spray all over the place. Just the sound of the Moist Meter makes all panties within 11.36 miles sodden beyond repair. I would also like to make it clear that he always gets the moist content on the nail. 69/10

Any time, any where, If you will, If you care, There is hope, Charlie's here,

... and you will too. The moist meter is there peak of reveiw series, the cream of the crop, the reveiw series that makes panties drop. Our Lord and savior, Big Moist measures the moisture content of the latest movies and games. Big Moist uses state of the art moisture measuring technology developed in unknown regions of foregn lands to ensure that wetness is properly and accurately measured to quench our thirst for the dankest forms of entertainment. If you're reading this Big Moist, I just want you to know I wrote this review while pooping and thinking of you.

Previous 'Hunger Games' actor Charlie White, delivers once again with his entertaining yet thought provoking series 'Moist Meter'. 10/10 would watch again.