Noxious

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I stumbled upon the 2018 movie "Noxious" by random chance here in 2021. I must admit that I initially liked the movie's cover, and since this was a horror movie that I hadn't already seen, of course I opted to sit down and give it a chance.

Boy, oh boy, this was a swing and a miss from writer and director Diana Riggs. And it was pretty clear from the very beginning of the movie that this was going to be one of these here low budget movies that are not even bad enough to be enjoyable. Yeah, "Noxious" was pretty much as the movie's title indicates.

The acting in the movie was wooden and rigid, but as to be expected for a movie of this caliber. So don't get your hopes up for this movie delivering a spectacle of impressive performances.

The movie is listed as being a horror movie. Well, that might be stretching it a bit. Unless you consider bad acting and an old man coloring his hair as counting for being horror.

Visually then "Noxious" was bland. There was nothing grand or outstanding to be seen here.

Do yourself a favor and skip on "Noxious", because it pure and simple isn't worth the time, money or effort.

My rating of "Noxious" lands on a generous two out of ten stars.

I had to recheck if this film was supposed to be a horror comedy. Typical "toxic spill/dump zombie movie. Nothing original, not funny (intentionally or otherwise). Horrible acting, cliche stereotypes. Bad FX. If this was a student film, I'd give it a 3 for effort but it's not. It's really a 0/10 flick

Where to begin? The non-acting....the non directing....the complete lack of understanding of even the basics of story telling and filmmaking. Too long,,,way too long. should have been 80 minutes at best, but it is over two hours long...my god...how stupid is that?

Couldn't hang in there through the incredibly bad "acting" long enough to see a zombie.