Clownado

Some of the worst acting I have ever seen and heard. Blow the stop sign and keep going.

If you sit through this, you will want whomever created this to be tormented, as you will NOT get that time back.

Just take a look at how many producers this movie has, and know that everyone of them has an account here praising this god awful movie,and have obviously called in a lot of favours to vote this up as a 7 at the time being. They are lies. This film has the worst acting of the year vote, with a plot that makes it sound like it might be for fans of "Bubba Ho-Tep", but it's far from it. It's like every actor that could do a bad 1930's Brooklyn accent was cast to see who could do it the worst. Mix that with cheap effects and gore effects that have been done better, mix it up with demonic clowns who can't seem to be killed and you have this sorry excuse for a waste of time. I've seen better acting in 70's porno films. Don't waste your time on this. And remember to come back and change your "unhelpful" vote if you clicked it because you where convinced by the lying reviews, then went and watched it, and realise I warned you not to bother.

Look I love all things campy, cheesy, and horror. The acting was awful, the script... was there any coherence, rhetorical, no there wasnt. Budget? 2 cheeseburgers and some booze maybe? I'm all about hobby movies ti get your mame out there but the fake reviews and 6.8 imdb ratings are where I draw the line. The ONLY memorable thing about this... Its Alice, bitch.

Waste of time. Way too gory for what it is, although I'm pretty sure they use jam for some scenes. I would rather have my cat wake me up at 3am for food than watch this movie. I would rather wear my glasses while wearing contacts than watch this movie. I would rather eat bologna than watch this movie. I would rather eat tuna than watch this movie. Give me back those 93 minutes.