Alien Siege - Angriffsziel Erde

I can not believe what I have just watched, my eyes hurt, my brain hurts the thing was so goddam awful I had to watch it until the end just to see the full horror. I'm guessing somebody had a spare 50p to use up so they decided to make this thing. For the love of god I'll give you your 50p back just to get it off the air. Please writer's the next time you want to make a film get in touch and I'll give you a few unprofessional pointers on how not to traumatise an audience. I will never be able to unwatch this diabolical excuse of a movie it is forever burnt onto the inside of my eyeballs

This movie is a child's fantasy. The President of the USA is suddenly alone with you. You impress him with your genius. You save... something. Maybe the movie.

An alien spaceship arrives over Washington wanting something back. The president's helicopter crashes near a remote community. The survivors fend off alien soldiers who are looking for an alien device.

The Asylum is doing Asylum. This is cheap sci-fi junk. Apparently, aliens have super shields except around their necks. Million dollar missiles are worthless. What we truly need is a ten dollar pitchfork. Let's stock up the pitchforks for the army. It's not the size of the production but the limitations in the writing. Just when it's all grinding to an end, the movie has to throw in a space octopus. This is bad.

Awesome badass Air Force Lt Col Lady! Hahaha! Butt at least they had tons of American flags portrayed appropriately! And the boy child has mastered the Cheesy Grin, he actually should receive an Oscar for maintaining it in the face of one of the worst movies ever!

Even the trailer will give you cancer. I'm not kidding. Don't watch it.

...you'll hate yourself for not heeding my advice. Don't do it!