Holiday Monday

But absolutely let down by the acting. Sheesh.. dont these guys look back at the scenes to see what we see ? The monologues and one liners.... awful timing. The closest likeable character was the nutter wannabe drug baron. As for his body guard.... he should take up acting as Prince William's doppleganger.... as his macho portrayal of tough dude just did not cut.

As for the two main actors.. perlease.... it required a pair who were more like Bodie and Doyle (The Professionals) to make the story look more convincing..... but these two came across as Cannon and Ball in The Boys in Blue.

Still baffled by the gimmick of a Holiday Monday (the days drug lords go extra 'ard) but one thing is for certain, these bad boys are coming... for justice.

Each line cuts like a deep sarcastic knife plunged deep into the chest of each character and the audience. You'll be wondering just whose line is it anyway, as the lines blur the edges of character's individuality and the, uh, the humour reminds you of similar daytime TV shows with much higher production value.

Sorely lacking in research the esteemed filmmakers seem to be under the impression that ol' white powder tastes finger lickin' good! They also believe that snipers can see through walls, that life and death fights are where you handle each other like toddlers having a tantrum at soft play and that you can even continue to bargain eloquently with your would-be assailant after they have penetrated your lung.

Our main lead packs all the charisma of that one sock that always goes missing in the wash, whereas his best friend keeps the audience guessing if the duo were really the villains all along.

Jemima Spence appears in this film...

All-in-all, you'll enjoy this movie if you too, like each of the characters, hate a Monday off.

I loved it but I'm embarrassed to say that. It was awful and the fight scenes were terrible BUT for some reason I watched the whole thing.

IF you want an episode of The Bill but with swearing but worse acting and story this is for you. Very poor.

This is basically radical Jack pressure point and ice breakers from the uk.