Ghoul Scout Zombie Massacre

You couldn't do much better in terms of a campy comedy/horror zombie movie. The jokes are all funny. I laughed out loud sometimes and spit out my drink. I would recommend. 10 out of 10. For the laughs alone.

The time, love and energy put into this absurdly hilarious film is apparent. An instant cult classic!

Not since the days of Gone With The Wind has a film come along with such classic charm and subtle wit. The ensemble cast gives a formidably robust and nuanced performance that would make A-list actors like George Clooney and Angelina Jolie cry tears of jealously. If only all future movies in Hollywood were cast using the characters in this film, particularly Patsy in all the leads, perhaps we could finally save the fragile genre of Motion Picture. Ghoul Scout Zombie massacre, directed by groundbreaking lesbian filmmaker Erica Eichelberger, remains a testament to the true art of Cinema. Thank you, Lord for this amazing miracle.

Sure, when I sat down to watch the 2018 movie "Ghoul Scout Zombie Massacre", I wasn't exactly having much of any expectations for the movie, given the movie's title and the movie's cover. Yet, on the off chance that the movie might actually be one of those rare movies that prove to be so bad that they are great, then I sat down to watch "Ghoul Scout Zombie Massacre".

Well, I managed to watch 42 minutes of the movie that ran nearly two hours long. But well before those 42 minutes, I must admit that I was good and ready to get up and turn off the ordeal two or three times. This movie was bad, really, really bad.

The storyline was just a random heap of nonsense, and it felt like writer and director Eric Eichelberger was just making up things as he went along with filming the project. There was no red thread throughout the course of this movie.

As for the acting in "Ghoul Scout Zombie Massacre", well, let's just say that you know what you are in for here when you sit down to watch the movie. There were no memorable performances, nor were there any particularly outstanding performances to witness.

"Ghoul Scout Zombie Massacre" felt like a movie that was made by a teenager for teenagers; there was way too much focus on naked women and pseudo-lewd behavior. It just felt very infantile.

This movie was a horribly boring movie, and I have absolutely no interest in returning to watch the rest of the movie. Those prolonged 42 minutes were a struggle to get through, and believe you me, I wasn't the least bit entertained.

My rating of "Ghoul Scout Zombie Massacre" is a mere one out of ten stars. This was definitely one of the worst movies that I have stumbled upon.

I wasn't sure what to expect when I sat down to watch Ghoul Scout Zombie Massacre, but I was pleasantly surprised and entertained. I really enjoyed the humor and the horror. It was definitely a thrill for fans of horror, exploitation films, grindhouse, and the like. It was a great mix of John Waters and George Romero. There were homages to other horror films and that was fun. I would definitely repeat watch. I gave this movie 10 stars out of 10.