Ghoul Scout Zombie Massacre

I wasn't sure what to expect when I sat down to watch Ghoul Scout Zombie Massacre, but I was pleasantly surprised and entertained. I really enjoyed the humor and the horror. It was definitely a thrill for fans of horror, exploitation films, grindhouse, and the like. It was a great mix of John Waters and George Romero. There were homages to other horror films and that was fun. I would definitely repeat watch. I gave this movie 10 stars out of 10.

To write a scathing review of this film is kind of preposterous. Is it in questionable taste? Yes. Is it kinda derivative? Of course. Zero-buget production? Check. But boring? GTFO, lulz! The women - er, uh, 'girls' - are cute, sexy, and occasionally nude. The dudes are dumb. The baddies evil perverts - and the surprise villain must be seen to believe. Plus an extended cameo by notorious genre great, Joel M. Reed (Career Bed, Bloodsucking Freaks, et al)! The slight 71 minute running time breezes by, with grotty sight gags and lewd humor galore. Your mom would hate it (which is probably the best review you can give for a film of this nature). So, yeah, high art it's not - but it is a loving homage to all things trashy, 'bad', and gross. I omitted two starts for it's short running time and flute solos. But if you're even here reading this, I guarantee you'll find something to love - just bring your barf bag!

This movie is totally ridiculous and amazing. I love the mash up of musical meets women's prison meets zombie story line and girl gang vibes. Enjoy!

Ghoul Scout Zombie Massacre consists of 3 parties. One, is of a D&D nerd rockband, that unfortunately does not effectively parody nerd culture or band culture like other films and shows have done successfully, thus I wonder why these character elements were included. The second party is a bunch of prison inmates (I think) led by a nazi she wolf esque characters. Most of their actions are them fitting the dumb bimbo stereotype. There acting is bad, as I assume it is intended, though not bad enough to be funny. The final party is the gay Mad Scientist and his slave. The Dr wasn't so bad as an actor, decent actually. The patsy character was a bit too over the top for me. Over all reminds me of something like Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, but not as fun and with a lot more angst and sex stuff. Also, for a zombie movie, zombies don't show up until 50 minutes in and even when they do they don't have a lot to do with the film, with scenes of the characters playing spin the bottle and truth or dare during the outbreak.

The time, love and energy put into this absurdly hilarious film is apparent. An instant cult classic!