Ghoul Scout Zombie Massacre

Ghoul Scout Zombie Massacre consists of 3 parties. One, is of a D&D nerd rockband, that unfortunately does not effectively parody nerd culture or band culture like other films and shows have done successfully, thus I wonder why these character elements were included. The second party is a bunch of prison inmates (I think) led by a nazi she wolf esque characters. Most of their actions are them fitting the dumb bimbo stereotype. There acting is bad, as I assume it is intended, though not bad enough to be funny. The final party is the gay Mad Scientist and his slave. The Dr wasn't so bad as an actor, decent actually. The patsy character was a bit too over the top for me. Over all reminds me of something like Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, but not as fun and with a lot more angst and sex stuff. Also, for a zombie movie, zombies don't show up until 50 minutes in and even when they do they don't have a lot to do with the film, with scenes of the characters playing spin the bottle and truth or dare during the outbreak.

Sure, when I sat down to watch the 2018 movie "Ghoul Scout Zombie Massacre", I wasn't exactly having much of any expectations for the movie, given the movie's title and the movie's cover. Yet, on the off chance that the movie might actually be one of those rare movies that prove to be so bad that they are great, then I sat down to watch "Ghoul Scout Zombie Massacre".

Well, I managed to watch 42 minutes of the movie that ran nearly two hours long. But well before those 42 minutes, I must admit that I was good and ready to get up and turn off the ordeal two or three times. This movie was bad, really, really bad.

The storyline was just a random heap of nonsense, and it felt like writer and director Eric Eichelberger was just making up things as he went along with filming the project. There was no red thread throughout the course of this movie.

As for the acting in "Ghoul Scout Zombie Massacre", well, let's just say that you know what you are in for here when you sit down to watch the movie. There were no memorable performances, nor were there any particularly outstanding performances to witness.

"Ghoul Scout Zombie Massacre" felt like a movie that was made by a teenager for teenagers; there was way too much focus on naked women and pseudo-lewd behavior. It just felt very infantile.

This movie was a horribly boring movie, and I have absolutely no interest in returning to watch the rest of the movie. Those prolonged 42 minutes were a struggle to get through, and believe you me, I wasn't the least bit entertained.

My rating of "Ghoul Scout Zombie Massacre" is a mere one out of ten stars. This was definitely one of the worst movies that I have stumbled upon.

Not since the days of Gone With The Wind has a film come along with such classic charm and subtle wit. The ensemble cast gives a formidably robust and nuanced performance that would make A-list actors like George Clooney and Angelina Jolie cry tears of jealously. If only all future movies in Hollywood were cast using the characters in this film, particularly Patsy in all the leads, perhaps we could finally save the fragile genre of Motion Picture. Ghoul Scout Zombie massacre, directed by groundbreaking lesbian filmmaker Erica Eichelberger, remains a testament to the true art of Cinema. Thank you, Lord for this amazing miracle.

I wasn't sure what to expect when I sat down to watch Ghoul Scout Zombie Massacre, but I was pleasantly surprised and entertained. I really enjoyed the humor and the horror. It was definitely a thrill for fans of horror, exploitation films, grindhouse, and the like. It was a great mix of John Waters and George Romero. There were homages to other horror films and that was fun. I would definitely repeat watch. I gave this movie 10 stars out of 10.

To write a scathing review of this film is kind of preposterous. Is it in questionable taste? Yes. Is it kinda derivative? Of course. Zero-buget production? Check. But boring? GTFO, lulz! The women - er, uh, 'girls' - are cute, sexy, and occasionally nude. The dudes are dumb. The baddies evil perverts - and the surprise villain must be seen to believe. Plus an extended cameo by notorious genre great, Joel M. Reed (Career Bed, Bloodsucking Freaks, et al)! The slight 71 minute running time breezes by, with grotty sight gags and lewd humor galore. Your mom would hate it (which is probably the best review you can give for a film of this nature). So, yeah, high art it's not - but it is a loving homage to all things trashy, 'bad', and gross. I omitted two starts for it's short running time and flute solos. But if you're even here reading this, I guarantee you'll find something to love - just bring your barf bag!