Sharknado 6 - The Last One

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Yes it's a terrible film. Yes that's what it's supposed to be. And yes that's why it's so ridiculously good fun. Let's be fair it's not for everyone. But if your not one of them people. Why did you start watching a film called sharknado in the first place.

While the first 5 sharknado films were sub-parr, this finely crafted masterpiece delivers all I would expect in a exquisite, high budget motion picture movie. The prestigious combination of laser eyes, time travel and flying shark marks this as the pinochle of human achievement today. As a proud patriot of the American dream, I would declare this the greatest cinematic experience since the Warburtons bread advert, nay, since sliced bread it's self

Praise be upon it

It happens in every action movie and you're not supposed to realize it. Characters spout what's called Exposition Dialogue about what's gonna happen, and it happens throughout the action. Then they discuss the next/upcoming obstacle, and so on and so forth...

But in THE LAST SHARKNADO... with a title that may or may not be a send-up on the Italian-made disaster THE LAST SHARK... the characters talk about what they're about to do while in the process of actually doing it, making this extra-cheap-looking intentional epilogue a tedious, tiresome adventure that, even though meant to be bad (i.e. so-bad-it's-good), isn't very enjoyable even with a time-traveling device that could have at least been interesting. But no matter where they go... or rather, when they go... from Prehistoric Times to The Revolutionary War to The Wild West to the Beach Blanket Fifties, it's basically the same scene repeating itself. And at this point, the actual Sharknados are not only silly, they have little to do with the plot, overall. Which is a good time to quit.

I can't believe some reviewers expected good acting or visuals or even "smart" story line. Guys, don't make fools of yourselves. This movie is "as good as " previous 5 installements. For this type of films it is a decent final