Charlotte

Watching the horror movie Charlotte on Hulu... it's not great, let me start by prefacing it right up front... it's about a babysitter who is abducted by the family doll and forced to watch bad horror stories... and they got that right... but one of the last stories is about a private showing of a horror movie entitled Foaming at the Mouth Part 2... and the concession girl is very hungry and pregnant... and when the place gets locked down to start the feature presentation, everyone starts rambunctiously throwing food up at the stage and she starts secretly eating it... definitely my favorite part of the movie.

This movie was sooo bad! Like honestly it was the longest twenty three minutes of my life! Let's take 15- 20 people who I don't know from eve and throw into a movie and give them short stories that make no sense. At first the stories were funny and your like oh cool this is like "tales from the crypt" or "tales from the hood" ok cool! NOPE! WRONG! Then after a few laughs you wonder if the movie is close to ending and it's not!? Then your like "what's going on here?!" You want to stop watching, but you pray for a better story there isn't one to be seen just trash stacked on top of more trash. Don't pay to see this please don't! The first 5 minutes were fun, but after that you're so over it!

There are child actors you don't want to hit with an iron. This movie doesn't have any of them.

It's stories are short and too the point. Some I wish were more fleshed out coz they had, what I'd considered to be, good premises. I found myself questioning so much throughout this movie but I was entertained. Each story is 5 to 10 minutes ...if even. Like the ABC's of death but more horror focused.

Instead of using my time on this earth explaining why this movie should be skipped, I will oped in for telling you things, that you as a person can do in the same amount of time.

Cooking is a good trade to have, if you can make a good meal it will impress most guests you have over for the evening; one such dish that will woo people is ratatouille. This dish takes about one and one half hour to make, 45 minutes to prepare and 45 minutes to cook in the oven. If pulled off correctly, this is a meal that can turn even the most hardened of souls to an old softy.

Spending one hour and 30 minutes deep cleaning your house can and will feel gratifying. Not only because you now will live in a nice clean house, but because you will only have to spend just twenty minutes a week keeping it clean after its first deep clean.

Finally, watch two episodes of your favorite show, it will make you feel infinitely better about yourself than watching this movie.