Zoo Wars

Thought it was a kids film but it's not. Too long dialogues for kids to follow and animation is really basic. Just a bunch of animals waffling whilst hitting a keyboard. Awful, even for an adult. Very unstimulating

If you're a parent out there, looking for a good kid's movie, avoid zoo wars at all costs, trust me. Downloaded it on the harddrive expecting something great and was left feeling more disappointed than I'd ever felt after watching a movie. Even the trailer was more exciting than the movie. I watched it for about 15 minutes just waiting for any exciting scenes of any kind to finally happen, but it never came (I ended up skipping through the entire movie just to find any scenes where animal abominations weren't talking and hitting keyboards,

Firstly, the animation is garbage. Cheap, cheap, cheap. It's not even that eyecatching and is painful to watch. A waste of a small amount of money. I mean, a pink elephant in a tiara? And was that a pink crocodile-thing too? Thank goodness Zootopia came out.

The movie has nothing but dialogue, characters telling us meaningless garbage over and over again that they hope we'll remember, but forget minutes later. The most action from that movie was the animals' hand tapping away on keyboards while they talked. This surprises me, as more dialogue would be more expensive right? Well more action would be too, I guess.

The names are ridiculous, supposed to make kids laugh or something (if the animation and ceaseless talking hasn't already made them cry). I can't take the villain serioucly becase of it, or half the other characters (Nuke, really, for an elephant of all things?)

Such a waste of those poor viewer's time and money out there.

Which, of course, is not saying anything much. The voice work is bad, the characters are ugly, and there's a lot of stolen assets; the antagonist is just Pip from Barnyarn cosplaying as Darth Vader.

That said, the creators have taken a step in the right direction by taking on a more ambitious project. By telling a story instead of going with the 'instant dance party' format they've been doing, there's actual writing and a narrative to follow. Not all that engaging of one, of course, but it got a few genuine laughs from me.

Wow, watching this film, this is basically an all-out rip off of Star Wars using cartoon animals. I mean, who thought this was a good idea? Basically, the movie is about an elephant, Nuke Tiptoes (which does not sound close to Luke Skywalker at all) hearing a voice in his head and pressing Enter to embrace his destiny (because kids' movies needs more references to The Matrix, a film the target audience won't be watching until they're older). Basically, this film caused me to lose a few brain cells trying to think about what this is. The character models are horrible, as B-52 looks like something out of someone's darkest nightmares, and the animal characters looking like generic animals. Also, the film relies too much on references to real life stuff, some which the target audience would not understand. Also, the character names sound horrible. I mean, what kind of a villain name is Boo Boo Squeal? This is one rip-off that is from the dark side.

It was soo cool like it was funny, exciting, and had some great charactters