Ballerina

It's Wickniverse, you're gonna watch it regardless. Just grab a popcorn and suspend your disbelief and enjoy another round of John Wick

If we start with plotholes, inconsistency and logical mindboggleness we'd ended up ruining all the fun.

That's all

But if you need to know I think it's meh. Could have been done better. I get it it's Wickniverse, but not a scratch, not a bruise on Eve, she's what? 5 feet something skinny balerina body? No way she could handle a full blown kick and hits and barely broke a bone. Even her makeup... Not even a single dirt on her pretty face. Not to mention she's mowing everyone down as if she's Jane Wick... I get it she's highly trained by she make those goons looks like cardboard target in some training yard. By the 3rd quarter I'm getting bored. I just think the action is too much and entering Fast Furious level of absurdity, even for Wickniverse.

But then again... We'll be watching it. It's just a solid 7 leave your brain out and enjoy Ana.. i mean... Eve... I mean... Whatever.

I was so hyped for this movie! I love Ana de Armas and the John Wick series - Sadly the movie makes one gigantic mistake:

The film wants to tell the story of an absolute beginner in this world of killers, but paints her as the ultimate badass after already 20 minutes!

John Wick was a myth and a legend among people, because he had been in the business for 30+ years or something. He learned tricks and moves to become the ultimate killing machine. He wasn't born as a perfect assassin - he made a name for himself and outlived everyone because he became uniquely good at his job!

In this movie we see this absolute beginner beat up around 8 highly trained fighters in her very first mission without a scratch. Yes she was thrown around a bit, which made it more believable and cool, but this level of competence was something she should have achieved by the end of the movie, not already from the start!

It would have been best if her first mission would have been an absolute failure and she would have almost died - this would have created a bit of fear and higher stakes for the upcoming fights in the story!

But in the film she is in the business for 2 months and is already better than (almost) anyone else who has been trained for 10+ years - that's just ridiculous and ruins all the tension. Dude, it even takes a few months to get decent at a regular office job! It leads us as the audience to instantly believe that no matter what happens, she will be fine.

What I want to see in a beginner story is struggle! I want to see that it's extremely hard for the main character to get through everything so that I can relate to the character and get to root for her! Even fighting one single highly trained person would have been enough for the first fight. (You can do a lot of cool stuff for a fighting sequence between just two people - we have seen this in the John Wick series many times.) Just make her a believable person and a relatable character! (If you compare her fight sequences with those of a different character later on you realise that there is barely any difference in the presented skill level between her and that other character, when fighting other people.)

What makes this whole thing even worse is that she is also acting like this cool tough person who knows it all after a few weeks in the business. It would have been nice to add small things like being confused about the check-in process at one of the hitman hotels because she is not yet familiar with this world or some level of self-doubt and insecurities. This woman has never left her home in years! But we don't feel that for a second! "Oh wow, this place is beautiful!" - or some small human touches like that. A bit of curiosity about the world!

A significant part of what made the John Wick series great was the level of damage the main character took on a constant basis - He got stabbed, trown around and had to be stitched together or walked around all bruised up. You could see that John Wick was going through a lot of pain and suffering. You could feel it! In this movie her hair and makeup look always perfect and if she has a little bit of blood on her face she just wipes it off. Upsi!

This movie is a gigantic missed opportunity without tension or emotional involvement with the main character! Some action sequences are good but they are stitched together without love - we just go from one fight to the next and never get to feel anything. And that is the complete opposite of what Keanu's John Wick was all about - We were rooting for the guy to get his revenge for the little puppy and retire from the industry... Here we don't care about anyone.

Ballerina checks every box of a John Wick film! It just gives you what you want from these movies - just the coolest stuff every 5 minutes, even after I assumed the John Wick movies left everything on the table with regards to inventive action scenes. It's impressive how John Wick writers keep finding new ways to do combat scenes. Ana de Armas kicks ass in a variety of violent and creative action sequences - grenades, flame-throwers, you name it! All movies should write action like this! Instead of relying on the same bang-bang-bang routine, the filmmakers constantly search for fresh angles - be it through location, weaponry, or method. That's a big reason why John Wick continues to offer the best gunplay in Hollywood.

So yes, Ballerina absolutely delivers on the action, and I had a blast with the fight scenes. But, like most of the Wick films, the story falls short. The revenge-driven plot is serviceable but basic, with flat characters who lack compelling motivations, and a villain who ultimately disappoints. It's the action - not the narrative - that keeps the film alive.

At a certain point, I had to stop watching it critically. Because it's so dumb, and yet so entertaining. I fully admit this is not an ideal situation, and normally I'd be very against this. On many occasions, after giving a negative review to something, someone will say to me, "Oh, just turn your brain off and enjoy it." To that, my response is always, "Well, if it was actually good, I shouldn't have to." Ballerina, however, is somehow both not good and also incredibly good at the same time. It's a mostly brainless, cold, cookie-cutter revenge movie that has so much unfathomable yet enjoyable action in it that the two are completely at odds. How can a film this hollow have action this entertaining? Why is such care devoted to these sequences when the story and emotion are so surface-level? It's bizarre and a little confusing. And yet, without realizing it, I did exactly what I always say not to do - I shut my brain off and had fun. I'm not surprised. I've had to do the same with the other Wick films, and Ballerina fits right in. And, like those films, I still came out leaning positive in the end.

Ana de Armas is a force of nature here, bringing intense physicality and a surprising vulnerability to this scrappy revenge tale. She ensures her character feels just as iconic as John Wick himself. Keanu Reeves has a much larger role than expected, but I appreciated that Wick never fully overtook the film - even if his presence does feel a bit like fan service. That said, I really missed Dan Laustsen's luminous cinematography from the earlier films. The visual identity takes a hit here. Still, the fact that Ballerina works as well as it does is a testament to the foundation that Chad Stahelski and Reeves have built and continue to shape. But when the bar is set this high, it's hard not to notice that this doesn't quite measure up. Even so, this is still everything you could want from a summer blockbuster. It's tons of fun and packed with killer set pieces.

🏆86%

Ballerina is shockingly really good. I did expect it to be decent, but it definitely went past my expectations. Originally, the thing I was most excited about before seeing this was to see John Wick again, but it turns out that even if he weren't in the film, the movie still would've ended up being as good as it is. The scenes with John Wick were amazing, but every scene that didn't include him was equally as good. I liked Eve's character more than I expected to, and even though he wasn't in the movie that much, I did enjoy the scenes with Norman Reedus as Daniel Pine. The amount of action sequences in this movie is insane, mostly every second of this movie, we get more and more action without being able to take a breather. This might just be the most action-packed movie of the franchise yet, right next to John Wick: Chapter 4. Overall, Ballerina is exactly everything you could ever want from a John Wick spinoff. I still prefer the original four John Wick movies, but this is definitely a worthy entry to the franchise!

If you love what the John Wick series has become then you'll love this movie, it's full of action and great fight scenes. However I can't get over how repetitive it is, it's just on and on with the enemies and to me that gets boring pretty quick.

Also, there is almost zero depth to the movie, thematically, emotionally, metaphorically, you name it. Even the main character barely has any story or depth, let alone any other character. It's just one big revenge story and that again ties into the predictability aspect, after about 25 minutes most people should be able to guess what happens the rest of the way.

It's a good theater flick, it's entertaining, but it's not worthy of a high rating due to its tunnel vision plot and lackluster depth.