We Are Boats

This is a long long boring journey towards, well honestly i dont know, and i couldnt find the meaning of this expressionistic piece of movie art, with dull actors, dull story, bad camerawork and so on.and an essence that are so obscured that you may start to think are they stupid or is it just me....

the grumpy old man gives 1, not recommended

We are Boats - based on the Autosub named by the internet, played by Angela Sarafyan as Boaty McBoatface. Riveting story about how deep down inside we are all just boats. Sometimes we float, sometimes we sink but at the end of the day we're mostly just bits of metal, wood and floating around aimlessly in the water until eventually a typhoon sends us crashing into the rocks and we die.

9/10 recommend it highly.

Beautiful, thought provoking, full of glorious twists and turns...wonderful deep and grounded performances. Lovely.

Seriously, read the LA times review. I agree, it is a muddled mess. It is Lifetime ,movie level attempt at metaphysics, and frankly, lead by actors/actresses who can't act. As Variety mentions the press notes for this film don't lead with the setting, plot notes, etc, but led with the following: *"first completely vegan set." * The cast is 50% female and 41% people of color, with a 45% women crew.

Oh wow, virtual signaling is bad enough but that is really really pitiful. No wonder all the major outlets did not pick this up and it ended up free on Vimeo. It is idi otic. simple minded, has laughable cringe worth script and delivery, and beyond tedious.

This film comes off as one of those ones that provides everything that an audience needs but a deeper dive shows that this film could have been a lot better if the promotions actually focused on the film and the personal lifestyles of the cast and crew. And I don't get me wrong there's nothing wrong with , choosing what you feel is a better lifestyle but when overall it becomes the highlight in greater than the movie versus actual the actual movie, that's where problem come in. The movie was was decent. Kudos to the cast and crew for their amazing feet as a production, but I think that overshadowed the actual film, and took away from the movie in general almost becoming a distraction.