Murder on the Cape

I read the reviews before I watched this, and thought, really, nothing could be this bad. I was wrong, they were right. Slow, predictable, and uneven. Almost comedic in its poor performance. At one point I thought this was a spoof.

I got about ten minutes into this film...quite possibly the worst ten minutes of screen time, ever. Appalling acting, horrendous script - even visually insipid. 0 stars from me. Why, Netflix, why?!!

I can´t believe this is actually a movie. First, the acting is so bad it hurts to watch. The main characters are not believable; Josh Walther has the looks but not the talent. There were instances were he was mumbling through his lines; it almost seemed like he was simply reading from the script. Jade Harlow was a different story. She seemed to worry about her lines and was not connecting at all with Josh. Finally the story... what happened to that fisherman collecting clams that suddenly was freezing to death?? what was the story behind the woman living by herself for 15 years and that neighbor? why did the sister in law sell Josh´s boat?? didn´t make sense at all.. to many facts and details of the story that were not coherent at all.

Please, take it off Netflix.

My family cannot forgive me for choosing this movie. The storyline was both slow and also rushed. It seems that there was no director in the movie and the actors took turns to film different scenes themselves. Valuable data download was lost as we watched this whilst on holidays. There was obviously not much of a budget for this movie as the same clothes were constantly worn and the actors seemed to be random locals rather than professionals.

The camera would pan in and out of focus and the scenes would cut from one to another with no flow of the storyline.

It's such a shame as it sounded like a great storyline. I have never written a movie review in my life however felt it was imperative to warn people to not watch it. The only good thing about this movie was the way my family bonded over the terrible acting and directing.

P.S Don't forget to do a Where's Wally to find the one extra they could afford to pay that appears randomly in scenes.

WOWSERS, I just joined IMDB to review this, I can not beleive Netflix bought this piece of garbaaaage. You know how in movies sometimes an actor is actually portraying an actor, and they intentionally need to make their acting look bad and as if they are reading a script with the wrong inflections, etc. Well that's what this movie sounds like over and over again, as if the actors were trying to sound as if they were bad actors, like the are pissed at the producer for the horrible scripts and want to make this a flop. I almost wonder if this film is intentionally trying to be the biggest worst movie ever just so people will share it as the disaster it is, like Sharknado or something. The script and story line though, soooo bad.