Ambulance

Check your brain at the door.

It's a wild ride, that makes NO SENSE.

You have to keep remembering.... it's a Michael Bay film.

Oh... and he LOVES drone footage.

So if you took Money Train, mated it with The Island and let the child be raised by someone who watched Heat once in 7th grade and thought it was cool but couldn't quite remember everything about it, you'd get this movie. It's really predictable and still entertaining. As with most Mike Bay offerings the female lead manages to stay gorgeous throughout. The male leads either have or don't have a moral compass. And operators, everybody's an operator. JG spends the whole movie accurately pewning people with no red dot and his "flip up back up sights" down. Damn you Old Bay seasoning, you made me think these seasoned fries were crab fries like I'm back at Chickie and Pete's.

Michael Bay is a great action director but he's no story teller.

Stereotypical gunho cops who are outwitted by 2 criminals driving a heavy ambulance carrying 4 people ,even though they drive souped up Ford Mustangs.

Good start but it goes on way too long.

Also the camerawork made me go dizzy.

Remake of a Danish comedy in an attempt to make an action movie where the only good thing is the performance of all its actors.

The director in his terrible line of not allowing the film to breathe without any break. The camera totally crazy shaking everywhere and getting to produce serious dizziness.

Great story.

Great acting especially from Jake Gyllenhaal.

This movie was about 60m too long.

Michael bay and his lens flare is still Garbage and distracts from what the actors are doing.

I would have given 9 but the movie is just to long I found myself repeatedly picking up my phone for the last hour even though I was still enjoying the film.

I have said all I wanted to say, I am now typing to meet the minimum character requirements for posting a review. There is no more review if you are still reading you can go away now. I have 67 left to add Gyllenhaal. Gyllenhaal. Gyllenhaal. Are we almost done here?