Countrycide

Non-existing plot, screenplay, camera work and acting, not even on a level of a decent school project. Don't let the poster mislead you.

This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. I'm not even going to make a long review cause I don't wanna waste anymore time with this crap. It's making me so mad. They talk like robots and there is absolutely no plot whatsoever. I'm actually so angry that I wanna slap everybody included in the making of this.

Greetings and salutations, and welcome to my review of 2017's Countrycide.

The story gets a 1 out of 2: The Direction and Pace receive a 2 out of 4: The Acting gets a 1.25 out of 2: And my Enjoyment level hits a 1.5 out of 2:

Giving Countrycide a 5.75 out of 10:

The movie is your basic "Killer In The Woods" fayre and offers nothing new to the sub-genre. And for most viewers, this is where the film may falter most. Though I do commend the writer and director, Brett Kelly, for keeping it simple: A couple on their way, cross-country, to a wedding pull over in a secluded forested area to camp for the night before continuing their long journey. Unfortunately, they stumble across some hunters - or the hunters stumble across them. Even "The Hunters" are simplistic in their pursuits; they are hunters, and they hunt anything and everything. These huntsmen love nothing better than watching the life ebb out of the eyes of their prey. I loved how shocked they were when Abby presumes they are going to eat her and her boyfriend. It made me titter.

Humour is one of the main threads in my enjoyment of this little flick: this principally comes from Ranger Scott, who possesses one of the most cheerful voices and persona's I've seen on film. Being both simultaneously infectious and annoying. Nevertheless, it works well to carry the movie through the slower and darker parts.

The one thing I would have loved to have seen more of was personalities and characteristics. Even the joyous Ranger Scott manifests as little more than two-dimensional, and the hunters are close to being zero-dimensional.

Kelly's simplistic style carries across to his filming, which works... but could have been so much better. But here's another "Hats Off" moment: Kelly decides to tell the story primarily during the daytime. There are remarkably few night scenes, generally predominant in this sub-genre. Usually, these are so low light that you cannot see what is happening, which typically spoils the movie for me. Kelly goes one better and superbly lights the might scenes too. The scene where Abby talks to her boyfriend Mike's ghost is beautiful. However, the story needed more action and suspense for it to succeed. What is on offer isn't utilised so well. It would appear Kelly needs to grow into his director's boots a tad more in the thriller stakes.

It's the pacing of Countrycide that helps to keep the viewer watching. Kelly has opted for a steady canter. Granted, in this style of Dark Thriller, a variety of paces would have helped to build the missing atmospheres. But the steady pace serves to keep the story flowing well to the movie's finale.

The cast is a smidgen above average. And that is tremendous due to the characters needing more meat on their bones. The actors portraying the hunters needed to come across more ominously. These are the bad guys, and you need to be scared of them.

All that said, Countrycide entertained and sustained my attention, and I enjoyed it. It's not perfect; nothing is. I would easily recommend this movie to pass an hour. Though if there is something better available I'd advise watching that first. Countrycide isn't worth a rush to watch, and if you miss it, well, it wouldn't be a bad thing.

Once you've set up camp then check out my Chiller Thriller Killers, and The Game Is Afoot lists to see where Countrycide bivouacs in my charts.

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Just a horrible movie. 1 is being very generous. Hillbillies meet stupid girl. But in the end stupid girl outwits stupider troll people. Just a waste of film.

This is a really bad movie. The only good thing about it is a decent looking poster but actually all that does is raise my hopes to make me think this might be a real movie but it's not.

I want to support Ottawa actors but this movie is just awful start to finish and in every way imaginable. Brett Kelly is a local director and love him for trying but dude you have to stop now, every one of your movies if you can even call them that are terrible. This is what you get when someone with zero experience or talent takes a camera phone and shoots their friends for a few hours running around in somebody's yard.

The picture and sound quality are zero.

There is no script or story to speak of here.

The actors come off looking bad mostly because they have no direction and nothing to work with.

Worst of all unlike most zero budget movies this one is bad but doesn't even make the level of being the kind of bad you can enjoy watching or laugh at, it is just a bad, tedious, boring movie that is hard to get through.

I hate having to watch things and then pretend they're awesome just because friends of friends are in it so I won't, this is a crime against movies and the director, writers, producers, all of them should stop making these movies. I've seen three now (this, the music camp/school one and Spyfall) and they are all boring turds. Couldn't even finish the music one and I was trying.