Attraction to Paris

We watch a lot of movies and this rates in the worst 1%. All the negative commentary by others is spot on. We knew it was a dud the moment we saw the greenscreening of Paris and all the stock footage. If I was any of the actors I would be pi$$ed I didn't get a overseas covid risky holiday.

The Una bomber was plausible excep that he was implausibly angry and clearly not very good at his job (as a bomber)

We debated whether Spain was Mexico or somewhere else. Surprise Puerto Rico. I guess to they got their holiday after all except for Tara who got to stay on Hollywood.

The makeup wasn't bad. The details like us wall sockets in Europe and gas guzzlers in Spain was the dead giveaway.

Hopeless plot, bad acting. Watch the first ten minutes then move onto something else you will thank me.

1 star for the blood and makeup. -9 for a shockingly poor script and awful acting and cinematography. Next time they should get better "Spanish" snipers too they missed some beautiful clear shots.

Ugly stitched secondhand ideas, lousy plot, couple of Paris postcards as a bait, playing antics actors, disastrous final - enjoy it (if you're in masochistic mood).

First few opening scenes feature green screen shots of Paris in front of which amateurish at best actors try their best to convince the audience that this movie will go anywhere. It doesn't... Boring and cringeworthy on all levels. I have not seen a tragic movie like this ever.

Ignore the shill reviews from friends and family. The truth is a totally unbelievable plot, an idiotic script and unconvincing actors. About the standard of a poor afternoon TV movie. The second half of the film supposedly takes place in Spain, except it looks nothing like Spain and is full of American vehicles. This is because it's not Spain, it's Puerto Rico. You get the idea. Possibly not the worst movie you will ever watch, but doing almost anything else will be a better use of your time,

I tried to engage myself with this BS at several points of the 'movie' to not avail. To be honest, only the first 7.5 minutes was I able to watch continuously, after that I tried at many points to look at it, futilely. To give you a clue, the opening credits are already so amateurish, that it is an insult to even amateurs. Straight to video films are well above its design 'quality'. However, what follows acting wise is even worse. Painfully bad. And at any point I tried took at it, it was the same. Like uninterested people from the streets were handed random dialogs to make them work in a film. They couldn't. It is a shame to waste precious resources to this kind of nonsense. Nice pictures though. That's why it earned 2 stars from me. Otherwise, it would be -5.