Aliens vs. Titanic: The Unsinkable Meets the Unthinkable

Worst movie ever! This movie, as of 2017, is the worst movie I have ever seen in my life. I never in my life thought my last worst movie would be topped in my lifetime, but this one reigns supreme now! Unless you are into soft porn and some seriously disgusting scenes with possibly the worst acting ever, you too might find you're worst movie ever here!

If you're looking for spectacular graphics and beautiful scenery then go watch Blade Runner 2049. This movie is like a teenage boys fever dream. It's weird, it makes no sense and it has boobs in it. I laughed within the first 30 seconds of the film and it wasn't a snort of derision, it was a real laugh. It's obvious to me, but apparently lost on the other reviewers of this film, that the whole thing was made for fun and stupidity. It probably cost next to nothing to make and it looks like the actors are having a laugh. So don't be an idiot, don't judge this as if it was high art because it so obviously isn't. It's just a hour and twenty minute long joke.

For a low budget film, it is quite ok. Of course, you cannot compare this film with The Thing but the story is similar. You get what you can expect, basic special effects, silly dialogues compensated by a lot of naked breasts and some pretty erotic scenes. All in all enjoyable and sometimes funny. Compared to The Thing, a score of 5/10 is too much, but I still give this film a 5.

I think someone made this movie as a total and complete joke... The acting is nothing short of horrific. And when I say horrific I'm being a little conservative. You might want to toss back a few brewskies before streaming this one out folks. I'd rather sit on the crapper for an hour and a half than watch that again. I'm not kidding on that either. You need to go into it with the mindset that it's meant to be a joke and not some high dollar budget flick. Watch it with a group of people at a party or something so everyone can enjoy the experience of this winner. Brewskies folks lots of brewskies. And a shower now that I think about it. You almost need A shower afterwards to wash the "stank" off. Anyway Enjoy!!!!

Sorry. It might have been a real whacky, zany, time in the rehearsal studio. But I just could not handle something so juvenile and poorly made. Life is too short to waste on supporting some child's idea of spank bank filler.