Aliens vs. Titanic: The Unsinkable Meets the Unthinkable

I think someone made this movie as a total and complete joke... The acting is nothing short of horrific. And when I say horrific I'm being a little conservative. You might want to toss back a few brewskies before streaming this one out folks. I'd rather sit on the crapper for an hour and a half than watch that again. I'm not kidding on that either. You need to go into it with the mindset that it's meant to be a joke and not some high dollar budget flick. Watch it with a group of people at a party or something so everyone can enjoy the experience of this winner. Brewskies folks lots of brewskies. And a shower now that I think about it. You almost need A shower afterwards to wash the "stank" off. Anyway Enjoy!!!!

Someone trying to make a joke and not succeeding at it is sad and ultimately uncomfortable for everyone watching the embarrassment. That's this movie. If you have fun watching bad movies that are purposely made as a joke or to pick on the movie industry, watch Thankskilling. This movie is atrocious, not because it stunk, but because they missed the mark in even trying to make it stink for a laugh. The elephant in the room took a huge dump and that elephant is their effort at being anything other than a geeky teen with his first video recorder who tells tired jokes to fit in and ultimately fails across the board.

Worst movie ever! This movie, as of 2017, is the worst movie I have ever seen in my life. I never in my life thought my last worst movie would be topped in my lifetime, but this one reigns supreme now! Unless you are into soft porn and some seriously disgusting scenes with possibly the worst acting ever, you too might find you're worst movie ever here!

Yeah,I'm not sure how to write a review on something that is so bad. Some movies are so bad that, under the right circumstances, could actually be entertaining or even funny, but not this stinker. This is 1 hour, 21 minutes and 32 seconds of the lamest 'SciFi or Comedy' I have ever seen. I really don't know what was worse, the script, the acting, the story, the sets, the cinematography, the 'special effects'!! The people that made this must have been smoking crack or sniffing paint fumes. Everything about this movie is a massive fail. Whatever budget that this had, could have (or should have), been donated to charity. The entertainment industry seems to be failing it's audience, in it's core reason for being....Entertainment, and this one sets a new low.

Jeez, I hate being this critical.

Sorry. It might have been a real whacky, zany, time in the rehearsal studio. But I just could not handle something so juvenile and poorly made. Life is too short to waste on supporting some child's idea of spank bank filler.