I Live with Models

There are certain shows that I just can't get into the humor or the delivery or maybe it's the style. There are just a few. Two Broke Girls(Though I do like a few of the actors on it). Anger Management. And this: I Live with Models is like someones first attempt at writing as well as the casting agents first try at getting actors. It really is a vision of what NOT to do if you are a writer/actor/ director/editor.

I've never written a review on here before, and I'm not going to make this a long one either.

Notice how the only (and very few) positive reviews are all from accounts with no other activity whatsoever? Yeah, that has a reason.

This show is genuinely bad. It is honest to god, the worst bit of television I have ever seen. Another reviewer wrote that they've had more laughs watching WW2 documentaries, and they're not even wrong.

I get that taste is subjective, and that's why I usually don't bother with reviews. Everyone likes what they like and that's perfectly fine. But this. This is the one time I will say something is unequivocally and objectively terrible. The acting, the jokes, the "writing". Nothing about it works. At all. On even the most basic level.

I don't know who signed off on this. I don't know how this ever got made. I don't know why anyone would put themselves through the horror of watching this.

Personally, I'd rather jab my eyes out and wait for the world to end than ever watch a single second of this nightmare again.

God knows we deserve it if this is what we're doing with the place.

The only reason I didn't switch off in agony after two minutes was a weird sense of masochism; I kind of wanted to see whether it could get any worse. So I sat on in disbelieving horror as the four poor saps whose agents somehow convinced them to star in this train wreck committed hara-kiri on their own careers. The plot, the script, the acting, the premise, the "gags" (there aren't any), even the laughter track: every single aspect of this show is utterly amateurish and hugely embarrassing to watch. In fairness to the actors, they have so little to work with that it's difficult to imagine anyone managing to do much better. You can see that, inside, they are writhing with shame. No one can turn in a reasonable performance under those conditions. I feel most sorry for the ones playing "Tommy" and "Anna" as they do appear to have a modicum of comedic talent. Unfortunately, after this stinker, it's hard to see how they will ever be given another chance.

I was intrigued with the concept. It could've worked, but I felt like the writing was rushed, lazy and absolutely awful. There is nothing original about any of the gags. That's fine if you're not aiming for a comedy to win awards (as another commenter pointed out), but if you're going to be using gags that have been around since the 80's and 90's, you need to at least make it interesting and witty. Nothing about it works. The actors and actresses overact in the way that the kids do on those awful Disney Channel/Nickleodeon Shows, and the writing (which I cannot stress enough) seems really lazy. You can tell that no real thought has gone into it at all. And if there was, this shouldn't have gotten the green light in the first place. It did not even bring a small chuckle or grin to my face. It was so boring... If you want to compare humour, I will list some of the comedy shows I have enjoyed: Boy Meets World, That 70's Show, Friends, Everybody Loves Raymond. Now those were funny. I Live with Models is most definitely not.

Might be the worst pilot 'sitcom' I have ever witnessed.

Spare yourself the time to enjoy a nice bubble bath or even go around the park picking up dog doo... Either one you choose will be more enjoyable than this Garbage.

Who ever gave this show the green light needs to be fired. The cast need to go back to working at Starbucks. And the writer needs to go back to college.

Not going to waste any more time with this review. The pilot was truly horrendous. Wooden. Terrible writing, 'acting'. Everything. Avoid at all costs.