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For several years now Josh Gates has been seeking the hard facts behind the world's most insane paranormal incidents and hot spots on the Syfy show "Destination Truth." Finally, after years of searching, he's learned the truth about something... hamburger ear muffs friggin' rule!

Apparently Gates went to Amazon to grab a "Destination Truth" t-shirt. Due to a shipping mix-up he ended up with a pair of Adult Hamburger Ear Muffs. This lead to one of the funniest Twitter rants we've ever seen.

Check out a sampling below, and get ready for said product to absolutely explode in sales. Thanks to Buzzfeed for the heads-up.

Instead of sending me the #DestinationTruth t-shirt I ordered, @Amazon just shipped me hamburger earmuffs. pic.twitter.com/gFa1wUs1mn

— Josh Gates (@joshuagates) December 12, 2013

#DestinationTruth t-shirt: $9.99. #HamburgerEarmuffs: $13.99. Who's laughing now, @Amazon?

— Josh Gates (@joshuagates) December 12, 2013

@joshuagates @amazon there's a very disappointed person out there...

We’ve been on hiatus. I think that means I’ve been lazy, but to you it probably only felt like moments. Seconds even. Maybe you’ve been chomping at the bit awaiting the arrival of the latest installment of 1980x. Maybe you forgot about me.. well I didn’t forget about you dear readers. I got soooo busy reviewing goddamn movies that I forgot about what it is that I love about writing about ideas. Concepts. I forgot that analysis is anal with a few letters scrawled at the end to make it look fancy. Not that there’s anything wrong with anal… which brings us to tonight’s conversation on It Came From 1980x. Let’s talk about the psycho-sexual, munging and cunnilinguini of Brian Yuzna’s 1989 satire horror gross out, Society.

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