A hapless gas station attendant is forced to go on the run after his unfaithful wife is murdered by a psychopathic cop, and encounters a bevy of busty babes until he meets his ideal woman.
In the 17th century, a pirate captain is murdered by his cook after he buries his treasure and marks it on a map but the poor-memory cook must rely on the captain's ghost to re-track the loot, since the map was drawn in disappearing ink.
A jewel thief pulls off a big heist, stabs his partner-in-crime in the back, dumps his girlfriend and goes on the run with the loot. The ex-partner and the girlfriend team up to go after him.
