Melania documentary

"If you were making a movie that parodied the current first lady of the United States, I’m not sure what you’d do differently." 

"A tedious, criminally shallow propaganda puff piece. (...) a shameful cinematic suck-up masquerading as a real documentary. (...) I have no idea why she was okay with this movie being released, because Brett Ratner couldn’t find the humanity in a funeral". 

"To say that Melania is a hagiography would be an insult to hagiographies. This is a film that fawns so lavishly over its subject that you feel downright unpatriotic not gushing over it". 

"A cheeseball infomercial of staggering inertia. (...) A documentary that never comes to life. It’s a “portrait” of the First Lady of the United States, but it’s so orchestrated and airbrushed and stage-managed that it barely rises to the level of a shameless infomercial". 

"In its own way, Melania is a masterpiece of manipulation (...) [It] makes the cardinal sin of just being simply, butt-numbingly boring" 

"When is a documentary not a documentary? When the subject is Melania Trump. (...) Rating: ★½ (out of 4)" 

"Much like the dress that Mr. Pierre designed for her, Mrs. Trump seems exceptionally good at keeping hidden how everything, her marriage and family included, fits together."