3 things I have learned from my kids' school

a perimenopausal mom who plays dodgeball, who loves old names and never stops

Classified ads spring 2026: Here's what your fellow witches are up to

Add yours in the comments! Also: Witchy merch.

The spring 2026 paid subscriber-only call for classifieds is here

also, why inflict Catholicism on a child?

Have a crabby travel baby? It can get better.

Also the call for classifieds is coming!

I wasn't ignoring you, I swear

Forgiveness, please.

Your baby Barf Badness bracket is here

The splitter splatter of little stomachs

"That's how I feel" to a picture of a carved pumpkin that was disintegrating

Things we text our spouses. Also: reviewing pricey pair of sweatpants.

Strong mothers feed of this!!

Warning: This issue contains both Babymetal and Bloodywood

Witches who lift!!

Especially strong mothers

Meet the new Witches. (Same as the old Witches)

Plus, a long visit to Malaise-a

I also survived! Moving to another state with kids

And finally, I hope to survive moving off Substack 🧙‍♀️ 🤝 👻 Tiny bit of housekeeping. First, if all goes according to plan, this is the last Evil Witches you will receive via Substack. I’m sick of the baggage. Your next issue should look very much the same but come via Ghost.

I Survived: Parenthood (maybe)

And other tales of survival, courtesy Joy Engel