Lazy Quotes

“The reason people do not want to see or address problems is because it often takes time and effort to fix them and most of us are lazy.”
― Jeffrey Fry, Distilled Thoughts

“The goal of my life is to eat when I want, sleep when I want, and if I don't want to go out, that no one can call me out. It is so tiring to go out. It is tiring to be careful when I speak, and when I encounter someone of a higher rank, I have to bow and flatter them. Don't you find it bothersome?”
― Yue Xia Die Ying, 八宝妆 Eight Treasures Trousseau

“I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better. That’s just the kind of hard worker I am. 
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― Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

“The problem of most problems is the appearance of an effort to solve them.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough

“I have great expertise in procrastination.”
― Steven Magee

“If all that you’re praying for is an easy life, what you’re really praying for is the absence of life.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough

“It seems that the standard protocol for solving most problems is to determine all of the ways that the problems can’t be solved.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough

“There is nothing more harmful to the success of an endeavor than timidity and doubt. This type of cowardice that I believe only the lazy possess. I do not believe anything to be impossible; nor am I amazed by any invention or discovery, which is why I do not find any idea utopian. What is essential is that the idea be
put into practice. Begin! The rest is weakness and an erroneous concept of human power.
Wanting is doing!”
― Luisa Capetillo, A Nation Of Women: An Early Feminist Speaks Out / Mi opinión sobre las libertades, derechos y deberes de la mujer

“Before I had a duck farm, I had a business partner. Between Brian and I, we had a thousand dollars invested. Brian had $990, and I had all the rest. I really did have all the rest, because I slept while he worked.”
― Jarod Kintz, Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

“The worst form of laziness is when you are lazy to move your tongue.”
― Tamerlan Kuzgov

“Women always ask me what I do for a living. The answer should be obvious: As little as possible.”
― Jarod Kintz, I design saxophone music in blocks, like Stonehenge

“One of the worst things that you can do is to pretend that what you’re actually sowing are seeds, that you’re actually sowing them in soil, and that you’ve actually left your living room to do either.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough

“There is only so much that can be achieved with little effort.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Commit a tale-teller who is a sluggard to a task and wait for the story and a creative excuse.”
― Dr. Lucas D. Shallua

“I notice how it takes a lazy man, a man that hates moving, to get set on moving once he does get started off, the same as he was set on staying still, like it aint the moving he hates so much as the starting and the stopping. And like he would be kind of proud of whatever come up to make the moving or the setting still look hard. He set there on the wagon, hunched up, blinking, listening to us tell about how quick the bridge went and how high the water was, and I be durn if he didn't act like he was proud of it, like he had made the river rise himself.”
― William Faulkner, As I Lay Dying

“You can sit on your arse, but it won't get the lawn cut.”
― Anthony T. Hincks

“Will you be responsible or lazy? Will you do what’s right or what’s easy?”
― Maxime Lagacé

“Most doctors that I have spoken to about using oxygen during sleep to treat low oxygen levels have warned me not to. They say oxygen makes the lungs lazy.”
― Steven Magee

“Comfort is the goal of the man with no vision.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough

“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.
Bill Gates
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A lazy remains only a lazy, whether one provides the difficult or non-difficult way; the problem is laziness, not a nature of matter
Ehsan Sehgal”
― Ehsan Sehgal

“Of course we want to be challenged. But the real challenge is keeping the challenge from ever being much of a challenge.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough

“It is wise to be lazy, intermittently.”
― @Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Laziness is waiting to have someone else change your mind for you.”
― Anthony T. Hincks

“And he said...

...laziness will give you an excuse for being lazy.”
― Anthony T. Hincks

“And he said...

...laziness will let someone else get off the stool for you.”
― Anthony T. Hincks

“Weak-minded people are willing to catch any random train that’s going to ‘somewhere’ because going somewhere is easier than having to sit down and determine a ‘somewhere.’ But what they fail to recognize is that ‘nowhere’ is often a better choice than a ‘somewhere’ that the train probably hasn’t determined anyway.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough

“Destiny is a calling too often forfeited in lieu of leisure.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough

“Apathy is death by convenience.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough

“We, the people, should take more responsibility for doing things the hard, proper way instead of the easy, inaccurate way.”
― Christopher Manske, Outsmart the Money Magicians: Maximize Your Net Worth by Seeing Through the Most Powerful Illusions Performed by Wall Street and the IRS

“Maybe you’re that ‘someone else’ whose job everything appears to be.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough