Fake Quotes

“Any halfway clever devil would decorate the highway to Hell as beautiful as possible.”
― Criss Jami, Healology

“The people of today would rather stand next to a man with no substance but covered in gold, rather than the man with substance and wisdom of gold. What if God was dressed as a carpenter with dirty nails and beaten boots? Would you recognize your Maker? Would you give him your time? Your vote? A cup of tea or water? Only those with truth in them will recognize truth. And you must learn to recognize all that is untrue to get the truth.”
― Suzy Kassem, Rise Up and Salute the Sun: The Writings of Suzy Kassem

“Knowing to do the right thing, but playing stupid to oblige to it, is still lying.”
― Anthony Liccione

“A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay

“How empty are the insincere words of people who, so easily, speak forth "love," "family" and "friendship" without meaning what they say even if their intentions are good albeit mere flattery.”
― Donna Lynn Hope

“On building homes for fallen angels:

When I was small - I sought a home,
a place to go and rest my bones.
Then founded something, of my own,
I lived among the restless stones.

If seeking leads you back to evil,
what good is that, I asked a weevil.
He said a home is what you make,
it can't be real, if it is fake...

And if you wait instead of seek,
will you find love, or something bleak?
I know (myself) for I have found,
a beauty, hidden – in a sound.

Waiting is boring.
And so is exploring.
A smile is sometimes all it takes.
And then your whole world simply breaks.”
― Will Advise, Nothing is here...

“Authenticity is hard to fake”
― Rasheed Ogunlaru

“Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay

“Most if not all sexually active people do not really love having sex; they merely love experiencing an orgasm every now and then.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay

“It isn't what you will do for your children that makes you a great mother or father. It is what you do for God that isn't self serving, which sets the stage for children to learn to care about something other than what is expected.”
― Shannon L. Alder

“The primary goal of a righteous parent who has a daughter is to minimize the number of boys and men for whom their daughter will have willingly opened her legs come her wedding day; the closer to zero, the more righteous they will seem.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay

“Anyway,' Sherm said quietly, 'people fake stuff all the time.”
― Rebecca Stead, Goodbye Stranger

“Coco Chanel is said to have said that a girl should be two things: who and what she is. I say a girl should do two things: what and who she wants.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay

“Some men do not know the father of 'their' children.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay

“There is no way to counterfeit courage; we either have it or we do not”
― T.F. Hodge, From Within I Rise: Spiritual Triumph over Death and Conscious Encounters With the Divine Presence

“A prophet is always underestimated, and part of what makes one a prophet is that he doesn't really mind it.”
― Criss Jami, Healology

“When you're way too real, fake people be like: "You're a trip. I want somebody with real game (lies).”
― T.F. Hodge, From Within I Rise: Spiritual Triumph over Death and Conscious Encounters With the Divine Presence

“Like all great things which then become fashions, science, as now the universal stamp of approval, probably receives more abuse than any other field of study. Glaze the word itself over whatever vague ideology one may presume ratified, no matter the degree of pseudo-science or lack of scholarly credibility packaged within, and the many will consume it like gravy on a feast. My thought for the time is that as the promise of true science increases, so shall rise its many more superficial counterparts as provided by the agenda-bound trendies and hyper-ambitious laypersons to boot.”
― Criss Jami, Healology

“Реалността не беше ли просто изкуствено създадено понятие, също като времето? Сътворено, за да ориентира хората из многопластието на вселената, което ги улеснява, като им показва само една от вероятностите?”
― Мартина Дечевска

“Flavor factories churn out chemical desire. We spray, squirt, and inject hundreds of millions of pounds of those chemicals on food every year, and then we find ourselves surprised and alarmed that people keep eating. We have become so talented at soaking our food in fakeness that the leading cause of preventable death - smoking - bears a troubling resemblance to the second leading cause of preventable death - obesity.”
― Mark Schatzker, The Dorito Effect: The Surprising New Truth About Food and Flavor

“Police officers seem nice until they start targeting you for stops, give you a bogus speeding ticket and write fake police reports about their interactions with you”
― Steven Magee

“Coolness is not an image that can be bought or worn. True cool is an attitude that is projected from a person who is extremely comfortable in their own skin.”
― Suzy Kassem, Rise Up and Salute the Sun: The Writings of Suzy Kassem

“They said words they did not mean, and their conversations seemed to follow all kinds of rules—rules that no one has ever explained to Oscar.”
― Anne Ursu, The Real Boy

“Dear Anonymous, I've got a secret
I know you can keep it
because you don't really exist....

This is what shapes you,
this is what makes you
as authentic as you are fake.”
― Kristen Henderson, Drum Machine

“It’s not that I’ve ‘faked my own death’ as the saying goes. Maybe it’s that I’ve ‘faked my own life,’ and in doing so I’ve yet to realize how dead I really am.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough, An Autumn's Journey: Deep Growth in the Grief and Loss of Life's Seasons

“Maybe I have said it, maybe I haven't chess isn't about math, it's about strategy. If you know math this doesn't make you good in chess, you must have strategy to win.”
― Deyth Banger

“Dear Anonymous, I've got a secret I know you can keep it because you don't really exist....This is what shapes you, this is what makes you
as authentic as you are
fake.”
― Kristen Henderson, Drum Machine

“S'en est allée l'amante
Au village voisin malgré la pluie
Sans son amant s'en est allée l'amante
Pour danser avec un autre que lui
Les femmes mentent mentent”
― Guillaume Apollinaire

“I want to be the most unsold, and the most unsought-after author, after I stop selling my fake name anagrams on the internet.”
― Will Advise, Nothing is here...

“Achievements take leaders' name everywhere. Character keeps those names wherever they reach. A leader with no trust soon fades no matter how far he goes.”
― Israelmore Ayivor, Leaders' Ladder