Dog Quotes Quotes

“Every puppy should have a boy.”
― Erma Bombeck

“Dogs bite sometimes, people bite at all times, with their hurtful words”
― Mehmet Murat ildan

“Without a word, my dog taught me the meaning of love.”
― Leila Grandemange, Pawz & Pray: Finding Joy in the Journey with God, Family, and Furry Friends!

“Dogs are our true friends, our angels, our teachers, our healers. They love us unconditionally, as God intended. If we look carefully, we can learn from them how to make the world a brighter and better place.”
― Leila Grandemange, Pawz and Pray: Finding Joy in the Journey with God, Family, and Furry Friends! 130 Inspiring Stories and Devotions for Dog Lovers

“Good dog is no different than a good man and a bad man is no different than a bad dog!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan

“I prefer male enemies to female ones; I can survive a dog’s bite better than a scorpion’s sting.”
― Matshona Dhliwayo

“A dog knows and respects his master; men respect their masters only under duress, envy them and plot their downfall.”
― Bangambiki Habyarimana, Book of Wisdom

“A dog's life! and not so much as a cat to help me...”
― Henri-Frédéric Amiel, The Private Journal of Henri Frederic Amiel

“I used to look at my dog and think “if you were a little smarter you could tell what you were thinking,” and he’d look at me like he was saying “if you were a little smarter, I wouldn’t have to.”
― Fred Jungelaus

“Men looove pussy. They can never get enough of it. If you send a guy a pussy pic, he's gonna think you're awesome. And he assumes you feel the same way if he sends you an unsolicited dick pic. He loves jerking off while looking at pussy, and in his mind he's certain that you must love dick
pics as much as he loves pussy pics. It is such a given to him, it never even occurred to him that it might not be true.

If you have a dog, you know what I'm talking about. Sometimes a dog brings you his favorite toy in the whole world. And he puts it in your lap. Not because he wants you to throw it. This is not for him. This is for you. He wants you to have it.

When you look at his toy, all you see is a dirty old sock, covered in crusty dried dog spit. But that's not what he sees. To him that sock is the most awesome thing in the whole world. And he is putting The Most Awesome Thing In The Whole World in your lap. Then he sits down in front of you and stares into your eyes as if to say: "This is my gift to you. May it give you the same endless hours of joy and happiness that it has given me."

And that's exactly what men think when they send you a dick pic.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Why Creeps Don't Know They're Creeps - What Game of Thrones can teach us about relationships and Hollywood scandals

“Dogs live about twelve years and that’s why they discovered this brilliant philosophy: Because time is limited, there is no time to be unhappy!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan

“Dogs carry both the mind of the children and the mind of the mature people! They like having fun very much but they can also be very serious!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan

“A dog owner might be the master of his dog, but the dog is also a master, a master of friendship!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan

“Dogs love us unconditionally, as God intended. If we look carefully, we can learn from them how to make the world a brighter and better place.”
― Leila Grandemange, Pawz and Pray: Finding Joy in the Journey with God, Family, and Furry Friends! 130 Inspiring Stories and Devotions for Dog Lovers

“Sometimes the world feels cold and lonely, and God's love an ocean away. Then, all of a sudden, we're graced with the sloppy wet kiss of an adorable mutt reminding us how deeply we are loved.”
― Leila Grandemange, Pawz and Pray: Finding Joy in the Journey with God, Family, and Furry Friends! 130 Inspiring Stories and Devotions for Dog Lovers

“Dogs rule kennels, lions rule jungles.”
― Matshona Dhliwayo

“A loyal pet is better than a disloyal friend.”
― Matshona Dhliwayo

“There are trees to pee on and tiny animals to chase! (Oberon”
― Kevin Hearne, Hunted

“Even if you thoroughly bath a dog, its habit will be to smell”
― P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar

“Remember, ugly pups make beautiful dogs!”
― Tina Sequeira, Bhumi: A Collection of Short Stories