Aphorism Quotes (796 quotes)

“The sun rises for everyone, except for those who sleep.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land

tags: aphorism, day, everyone, oportunity, people, rise, sleep, sun, those

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“The increase in the price of electricity will not affect the poorest. Their electricity has already been cut off.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land

tags: absurd, aphorism, capitalism, dark-humor, electricity, electricity-and-humanity, neoliberalism, poor, price, rich

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“- What do you want to be when you grow up?, asked a Macedonian father his child.
- A foreign citizen.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land

tags: aphorism, better-life, child, corruption, demography, foreign-citizen, macedonia, migration, politics, transition

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“Many people know the power of speech. They are silent.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land

tags: absurd, aphorism, democracy, irony, people, philosophy-of-life, power, satire, silent, speech

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“Many people know the power of speech. They don't talk much.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land

tags: aphorism, democracy, irony, politics, power, silent, speech, talk

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“The morning is hungrier then the evening.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land

tags: aphorism, evening, funny, hungry, late-dinner, morning

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“I imagine what it was like in the time of Hippocrates.
- Good morning, doctor. I have a headache. Tell me an aphorism.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land

tags: aphorism, beginning, doctor, good, headache, hippocrates, medicine, morning, red, tell

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“Times change! Before, no one believed the weather forecast. Today in the news only the weather forecast can be trusted.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land

tags: aphorism, comedy, fake-news, funny, humourous, information, news, ok, trust, weather-forecast

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“Happiness knocks on her door every time her husband is not at home.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land

tags: aphorism, cheat, door, funny, happiness, humorous, husband, marriage, wife

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“My love, come back! Your dinner burned”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land

tags: absurd, aphorism, burn, dinner, funny, love, man, marriage, woman

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“The easiest way to get a promotion is with knowledge, i.e. if you know a thing or two about your boss.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land

tags: aphorism, boss, funny, humorous, know, promotion, thing

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“The road to the European Union is paved with good intentions. .”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land

tags: aphorism, balkans, democracy, dignity, eu, europe, macedonia, membership, neighbour, politics

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“Now days people's favorite color is political color.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land

tags: aphorism, color, democracy, favourite, people, political

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“Democracy appeared when God created Eve and told Adam to choose a wife.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land

tags: adam, aphorism, create, democracy, eden, eve, god, hell, humourous, wife

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“If you know the solution, you must be part of the problem.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land

tags: aphorism, funny, humorous, irony, know, life, problem, satire, solution

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“If Heraclitus was a Macedonian, his philosophy would be : No Macedonian ever steps in the same native country twice. For it’s not the same country name and he’s not the same citizen.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land

tags: aphorism, citizen, eu, heraclitus, macedonian, native-country, philosophy, politics, satire

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“Populism has no future in Macedonia. We are running out of people.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land

tags: aphorism, citizens, macedonia, migration, people, populism, run-out

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“We will get out of the crisis. We are already packing our bags.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land

tags: aphorism, bag, crisis, humorous, leave, migrate, pack, politics, poverty, satire

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“Тhe people are politicians' wheel of fortune. They spin them around.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land

tags: aphorism, fool-around, fortune, people, politics, satire, spin-around, wheel

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“We elected a new government. You can express your condolences.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land

tags: aphorism, capitalism, condolences, election, government, lidership, oligarchs, politics, win-win

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“We live in the past. We save the present for dark days”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land

tags: absurd, aphorism, dark-days, future, irony, life, past, present, save, time

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“We never lose elections. We always make a coalition with the winner.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land

tags: aphorism, bribe, coalition, election, lose, macedonia, political-party, win

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“Everything is clear to us, that's why it got dark.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land

tags: absurd, aphorism, clear, common-people, dark, irony, life, misfortune, politics

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“We are lost. All roads lead to politicians”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land

tags: aphorism, common-people, democracy, elections, lost, politicians, poor, rich, roads, satire

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“Feed a dog so your neighbor won't bark at you.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land

tags: aphorism, bark, dog, feed, funny, keep, neighbor, sarcastic

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“A marriage is a struggle for bare naked life.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land

tags: aphorism, comedy, funny, humorous, life, marriage, struggle

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“The one who said "YES" made a hasty decision. He continued to question other women”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land

tags: aphorism, comedy, decision, funny, love, man, marriage, question, woman, womaniser

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“Dear woman, the only hero in your life is you. God knows how many sighs you've turned into an unobtrusive struggle for breath just to stay alive and be there if, by chance, your loved ones need help”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land

tags: aphorism, breath, god, help, hero, love, sighs, struggle, woman, womans-day

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“An optimism. First you make the sherbet and then the baklava.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land

tags: aphorism, baklava, delight, dessert, food, funny, humorous, optimism, orientalism, sherbet

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“Years are like wine : You go, we will catch up with you.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land

tags: aphorism, catch-up, comedy, drunk, funny, go, sarcastic, weight, wine, years

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