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JIG SAW DANCER. THE FIRST CHAMP!

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The rhythmic beauty of Irish step dancing combined with the thrill of chainsaws. Loch Lohan, Ireland – Each year, the neighboring towns of Barry and Redmond held spearate festivals on the same weeekend. The centerpiece of Redmond’s celebration was “Texas Chainsaw Masters,” a cutting edge sport involving juggling and sculpting with power blades. Barry, on … READ MORE

CHAINSAW KILLER TO QUIT KILLING

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“I can’t seem to compete, anymore,” killer sighs Lars Oldstire, better known as “The Merciless Chainsaw Killer,” has decided to hang up the saw. The hulking 56-year-old Oldstire, who’s been slicing and dicing victims since he was sixteen years old, says there’s no place for a dignified serial killer in today’s belligerent society. “It’s been … READ MORE