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Local Man Achieves Expertise in Identifying Potato Chip Flavors While Blindfolded

In a remarkable display of sensory mastery, a local man has surprised the community by showcasing his extraordinary ability. The ability to identify potato chip flavors while blindfolded. This unique talent has not only captivated the attention of curious onlookers but also sparked discussions about the power of our senses and the potential for honing … READ MORE

A DEMON IN EVERY BURGER!

RICHMOND, TX—Welford’s isn’t as big a fast-food chain or McDonald’s, Burger King, or Wendy’s—it’s not even as big as Hardee’s or Whataburger.  But it has something in common with its bigger brothers, and it’s not afraid to admit it. There’s a demon on every single hamburger. Josephine Maxwell, a manager at the Welford’s on Crabb … READ MORE

FEDS APPOINT SALAD CZAR!

Americans Finally Get The Guidance They Need On Salad Choices WASHINGTON D.C.- For the last ten years, the federal government has been doing a long term study on the American diet. The conclusions from this report were pretty clear to understand. The American diet, as a whole, was just fine except for one glaring problem. … READ MORE

“MY REFRIGERATOR AT ALL MY FOOD!”

DUBUQUE, IA—Lorna Macklin, an elementary-school teacher, has a problem. It started last Friday. “After school I went food shopping, like any other Friday. I got home and put food away in the fridge. When I opened it up about ten minutes later it was all gone.” She searched the house for her husband or kids, … READ MORE