Santa, Santa, Santa
You don't want to be a Grinch or anything, but...you're kind of tired of hearing about Santa all the time. He's all anyone's talking about—or singing about— from Thanksgiving until Christmas Day. You're here to say that elves do ALL the work. They deserve at least some of the credit. Elves make all those toys Santa so famously delivers. They cut and saw and sand. Heck, in the past 20 years elves have even had to learn how to code, program, and build electronics. Elves...