where the hell are my pneumatic tubes this is not the future jules verne promised
i do not want 'email' i want little brass capsules that go "shwump"
To anyone who thinks this would be innefficient: I cannot tell you how much more I would get done if i got to put my finished documents in a shwump pill and feed it to The Tube instead of attaching it to an email.
I hope this pneumatic tube capsule finds you well.
replacing all of my "I hope this email finds you well"'s with pneumatic tube capsules that have mini cream pies on little spring loaded catapults so when someone sends me an annoying message i can shock them and insinuate that they are a clown at the same time.
