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Monday, January 23, 2012

Once again...

...what digby said...
When the authorities find themselves groping a US Senator's crotch in public without any suspicion of criminal activity, something's gone wrong.

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Saturday, January 08, 2011

It must be true...

...I read it on the internet!
Year-to-date statistics on airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 1,133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 79,350
Natural Blondes 3

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Sunday, November 21, 2010

Quote of the day.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, on whether she would submit to a TSA hand job…
"Not if I could avoid it. No. I mean who would?"
The Secretary, of course, can avoid it, and keep flying.

We should all be so lucky.

Really, we should.

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