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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

From the "Try, try again" file.

Almost?
Latest Republican Immigration Bill “Almost too Absurd to Take Seriously”
Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, so I'm sure they're disappointed, but the Republicans are well on their way to completely ridiculous. I'm confident they'll get there unless we get them out of there.

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Thursday, July 14, 2011

A koan...

...for John Boehner, via Scott Nance...
What’s the point of being speaker if you’re not truly in charge of the House?

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Sunday, May 30, 2010

Speaking of questions…

Dennis G. has another one.
Do you really think that you could have Anti-Government Republicans in charge for 30 plus years and actively working to destroy the infrastructure of government without causing system failures?
Since you asked, no, I don't. Not at all.

How 'bout you?

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Monday, November 16, 2009

It's the floundering Vice Presidential campaign…

…version of a book tour. Charles Lemos...
...her book tour kicks off in Grand Rapids, Michigan, the 66th largest MSA in the country. She'll tour reliable GOP hotspots like Noblesville, Indiana and Washington, Pennsylvania. Apart from media visits to New York and Chicago, the largest city on her itinerary is Cincinnati though she will stop by in Bloomington, Minnesota which is part of the Minneapolis-St. Paul MSA, the 16th largest MSA in the country. Two military bases are on the route, Fort Bragg in North Carolina and Fort Hood which was added after the shootings that left 13 dead and 31 wounded. And she'll revisit some of her more memorable rally spots from the campaign like Orlando, Colorado Springs and Albuquerque.
A B-list tour for a B-list "author." Sure, it'll fire up a bit of the small town base, and might provide some measure of amusement for the rest of us, but there's no there there.

Wake me when she says something worthy of ridicule.

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Tuesday, July 07, 2009

I mean, who needs Sarah…

…when there's a Boehner boner just laying there?
When U.S. House Minority Leader John Boehner told a newscaster Sunday that not a single stimulus-funded road contract in his home state of Ohio had been let, he was wrong.

The Ohio Department of Transportation has OK'd 52 stimulus-funded road and bridge projects at a cost of nearly $84 million.... An ODOT spokesman called Boehner's statement "disappointing."

And Scott Varner noted that ODOT had just OK'd six more stimulus road projects which will cost about $43 million.
Can he even find Ohio on a map anymore?

Hat tip to Steve Benen.

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OK, just one more...

Almost Ex-Governor Palin is ready for her closeup...


Sparkling white tee - Check.
Clean, dry waders - Check.
Makeup - Check.
Coiffure - Check.
Manicure - Artfully concealed.

Oh yea, she's working the hell outta that fish camp.

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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

From the "Be afraid…" file.

Paul Krugman...
So Bobby Jindal makes fun of "volcano monitoring", and soon afterwards Mt. Redoubt erupts. Susan Collins makes sure that funds for pandemic protection are stripped from the stimulus bill, and the swine quickly attack. What else did the right oppose recently? I just want enough information to take cover.

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Friday, April 24, 2009

Just this once…

…I hope a Republican is telling the truth. McCain campaign manager Steve Schmidt on the Republican Party, via Political Wire...
"It is near-extinct in many ways in the Northeast, it is extinct in many ways on the West Coast, and it is endangered in the Mountain West, increasingly endangered in the Southwest... and if you look at the state of the party, it is a shrinking entity."
And they say I never cover the good news...

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Friday, March 06, 2009

From the "Even a stopped clock…" file.

Republican strategist Ed Rollins...
Republicans are not relevant.
Hard to argue with that.

Hat tip to Driftglass.

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Saturday, February 28, 2009

From the "Since you asked" file.

DougJ at Balloon Juice ponders Republicans and wonders...
Republicans once called themselves the party of Lincoln. Then they began to use opposition to Civil Rights as a staple of their “southern strategy”. They once described themselves as defenders of freedom. Then they started supporting wiretapping and the suspension of habeas corpus rights. They once called themselves pro-business. Now they laugh at American companies that face bankruptcy.

What’s left, other than hatefulness and the occasional reference to Edmund Burke?
Since you asked, this…


…only this.

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Friday, February 27, 2009

From the "Since you asked" file.

Former Bush speechwriter David Frum has a question for his fellow Republicans…
"Could we possibly act more inadequate to the challenge? More futile? More brain dead?"
Since you asked, no.

But keep trying.

Hat tip to Steve Benen.

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Friday, January 16, 2009

One of these things is not like the other.

Practically-not-President Bush, now
All human life is a gift from our creator that is sacred, unique and worthy of protection.
…and then...
George W. Bush during his six years as governor of Texas presided over 152 executions, more than any other governor in the recent history of the United States.
It's the hypocrisy, stupid.

Well, that and the recklessness, lawlessness, brutality, stupidity, yada, yada, yada...

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Thursday, January 15, 2009

Yep.

Tula Connell...
Dog food for dinner. That, in a few words, sums up the Bush legacy.

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Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Heckuva job, Georgy.

'01 v '08, via First Read...
UNEMPLOYMENT RATE
Then: 4.2% (Bureau of Labor Statistics, January 2001)
Now: 6.7% (Bureau of Labor Statistics, November 2008)
DOW JONES INDUSTRIAL AVERAGE
Then: 10,587 (close of Friday, Jan. 19, 2001)
Now: 9,015 (close of Tuesday, Jan. 6, 2009)
BUSH FAVORABILITY RATING
Then: 50% (1/01 NBC/WSJ poll)
Now: 31% (12/08 NBC/WSJ poll)
CHENEY FAVORABILITY RATING
Then: 49% (1/01 NBC/WSJ poll)
Now: 21% (12/08 NBC/WSJ poll)
CONGRESS APPROVAL RATING
Then: 48% (1/01 NBC/WSJ poll)
Now: 21% (12/08 NBC/WSJ poll)
SATISFIED WITH THE NATION'S DIRECTION
Then: 45% (1/01 NBC/WSJ poll)
Now: 26% (12/08 NBC/WSJ poll)
CONSUMER CONFIDENCE (1985=100)

Then: 115.7 (Conference Board, January 2001)
Now: 38.0, which is an all-time low (Conference Board, December 2008)
FAMILIES LIVING IN POVERTY
Then: 6.4 million (Census numbers for 2000)
Now: 7.6 million (Census numbers for 2007 -- most recent numbers available)
AMERICANS WITHOUT HEALTH INSURANCE
Then: 39.8 million (Census numbers for 2000)
Now: 45.7 million (Census numbers for 2007 -- most recent available)
U.S. BUDGET
Then: +236.2 billion (2000, Congressional Budget Office)
Now: -$1.2 trillion (projected figure for 2009, Congressional Budget Office)
Epic fail.

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Thursday, January 01, 2009

From the "Let me count the ways…" file.

Former A.G. Alberto Gonzales...
"What is it that I did that is so fundamentally wrong, that deserves this kind of response to my service?"
Of course, the fundamental wrong was letting him serve in the first place.

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Thursday, December 18, 2008

In which I agree with Dick Cheney…

…sort of. I mean, he's not entirely wrong here...
“In my mind, the foremost obligation we had from a moral or an ethical standpoint was to the oath of office we took when we were sworn in, on January 20 of 2001, to protect and defend against all enemies foreign and domestic. And that’s what we’ve done,” he said.
Upholding the oath of office is no doubt the foremost obligation of an elected official. It's hard to do, though, when you don't know what's in it. Again, the oracle...
Article II, Section 1.

...Before he enter on the execution of his office, he shall take the following oath or affirmation:--"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
Nothing about enemies in there, regardless of origin, but there's a pretty clear target for protection. Not American territory, or property, or even lives. They're there to "preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.

And on that score?

Fail. Major Fail.

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