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Tuesday, March 10, 2015

You really aren't that big of a deal

  1. The Sun is 864,400 miles (1,391,000 kilometers) across. This is about109 times the diameter of Earth. The Sun weighs about 333,000 times as much as Earth. It is so large that about 1,300,000 planet Earths can fit inside of it.  

  2. The innermost layer of the sun is the core. With a temperature of 15 million kelvins (27 million degrees Fahrenheit)
  3. The outermost layer of the sun is the corona. Only visible during eclipses, it is a low density cloud of plasma with higher transparency than the inner layers. The white corona is a million times less bright than the inner layers of the sun, but is many times larger. The corona is hotter than some of the inner layers. Its average temperature is 1 million K (2 million degrees F) but in some places it can reach 3 million K (5 million degrees F). 

  4. Temperatures steadily decrease as we move farther away from the core, but after the photosphere they begin to rise again. There are several theories that explain this, but none have been proven.


    In the corona, above sunspots and areas of complex magnetic field patterns, are solar flares. These sparks of energy sometimes reach the size of the Earth and can last for up to several hours. Their temperature has been recorded at 11 million K (20 million degrees F). The extreme heat produces x rays that create light when they hit the gases of the corona.

  5. The sun is the source of virtually all heat for our planet.  The earth is insignificant in comparison.  
  6. If you want to feel even more insignificant, this guy ran a program to prove that every human alive would fit into one 900-meter ball.  

  7. And yet if our politicians are to be believed, our failure to give them more control over the energy economy is boiling the planet.  
  8. Seriously, people....  It's time to get over yourselves.  It's the sun, and the occasional lack of it.  You aren't that big of a deal.  Go here for more fun details.  

Thursday, March 5, 2015

Global Warming - The Biggest Religion That No One Believes In

I'm not the first person to notice that Climate Change Advocacy is taking on characteristics of a religion.  Go here.

I could've made my own list, but the one at the link works well.

  • Original sin: Mankind is responsible for the prophesied disasters, especially those of us who live in suburbs and drive our SUVs to strip malls and chain restaurants.
  • The need for atonement and repentance: We must impose a carbon tax or cap-and-trade system, which will raise the cost of everything and stunt economic growth.
  • Rituals: We must observe Earth Day, and we must recycle.
  • Indulgences: Private jet-fliers like Al Gore and sitcom heiress Laurie David can buy carbon offsets to compensate for their carbon-emitting sins.
  • Prophecy and faith in things unseen: Advocates say we must act now before it is too late.
I would add The Punishment Of Heretics (deniers), and a few more details on the symbolic gestures (green energy, driving a Prius, slapping "green" labels on products), and a lack of falsifiability (Miami could freeze solid, and it would still be a sign of Global Warming).  

Al Gore's Noble Prize co-winner recently said that fighting Climate Change was his religion.  And here's an interesting point of view from some dude at MIT.  

In the meantime, in Fort Worth TX, we're freezing our rear ends off.  Here's a few pics of my truck, my yard, my workplace parking lot, and my drive this morning.  




So here's a New York Holy Times article predicting the end of snow.  
Here's a widely mocked and reprinted piece from about 15 years ago predicting the end of snow in England.  I've lost 5 days of production (out of a possible 9) because of ice and snow.  

And in the meantime, earlier this year, we had got snowfall predicted in all 50 states, yet people STILL believe that the planet has a fever, and giving more money to Obama will lower the temperature.  

Ok, now that I have the preliminary throat-clearing out of the way....

An idiot Democrat Congressman (pardon the redundancy) went on a short-lived witch hunt a few months ago, asking prominent scientists if they had ever doubted the reality of Global Warming.  He wanted to know where they got their funding.  In short, he was trying to intimidate the opposition to his fundraising scam.  

The media are starting to ask similar questions of next year's political candidates.  It's becoming a "gotcha".  To paraphrase the late senator Joe McCarthy, "Do you now, or have you ever doubted the reality of Global Warming?"

Here's how politicians should reply:

"No, I don't believe that my behavior has a significant effect on the weather, or the climate.  I don't believe that anyone on earth behaves as if their travel, energy usage, or diet significantly changes the weather.  And out of curiosity, what is the primary action you take to combat Climate Change?"

Then sit back and listen to the glorious silence.  

Everyone in the news media flies.  The drive.  They generally eat meat.  I daresay that the average newsprint or TV journalist has a carbon footprint that rivals that of a NASCAR driver.  

I started asking this question (mostly in bars) a few months ago, and most people hem and haw, and then talk about how they vote, and which politicians they've given money to.  

Try it sometime.  Ask a Global Warming True Believer what they do to fight Climate Change.  The condensed answer will be "not a damn thing".  

I know very few people who truly believe the major tenets of the religion that they profess, and behave accordingly.  

One of them is this guy.  He carries this sign and pulls this wagon full of Bibles all over west Fort Worth.  Unless it's raining or snowing, he's out there.  He believes that there is a Hell, and unless he can convince you to accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior, you're going there.  He's worried about you.  

He might be batshit crazy, but his actions are truly in line with his beliefs.  I have a lot of respect for that old man.  

I don't believe in Global Warming.  I think it's one of the biggest con games in history.  Therefore, I drive a big ol' Ford F-150.  I eat what I want to eat.  

But if you are a Global Warming True Believer, what's the difference in you and me?  

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Following in the footsteps of Douglas Mawson. As long as the ice permits.....

You'll never hear this discussed from the LameStream Media. 
There is a ship stuck in ice, somewhere around the south pole. 
It's a research project to study how much ice has disappeared in the last 100 years. 



Here's a comment by someone named "Rich" on the story
If Rich ever comes to Fort Worth TX, his bar tab is on me

Consider this: 74 Global warming scientists and advocates, plus the ships crew, went to Antarctica in an ice-strengthened ship to prove to the world that Antarctic sea ice had disappeared because of manmade global warming (caused by CO2 they claim.)
This was done in celebration of the trip made 100 years ago and to follow in the footsteps of explorer Douglas Mawson. They got stuck in ten foot thick sea ice they claimed melted away from global warming.
A hundred years ago, the entire region, right up to the shore, was completely clear of ice. Explorer Douglas Mawson got within 50 yards of shore in a wooden ship with only a sextant, and was only stopped because of low water. He then traveled 300 miles inland.
Those on board the Academic Shokalskiy with GPS navigation, on-board Internet, radar, and satellite communications only got within miles of shore. Here they waited in their heated ship to be rescued. First a rescue ship gets within 3.7 miles (pictures on the internet) and the trapped scientists frolic and play and send pictures home in the good weather rather than walking the few miles to the rescue ship. That ship can get no closer so it leaves.
Then a second rescue ship tries and gives up.
 Finally a third tries, to no avail again, and now waits for weather suitable for a helicopter evacuation.
Sounds like a good Discovery Channel documentary as to why the globe is getting warmer.

It IS getting warmer.  ALL of the scientists (those who have skins in the game, anyway) say that it's getting warmer.  But the ice is spreading wider and getting thicker. 

Monday, December 23, 2013

Nathan Allen calls for higher standards in Climate Change discussion

A Fascist Chemist named Nathan Allen has taken to The Huffington Post to question why all media outlets don't follow the lead of the L.A. Times and Science/Reddit, and simply ban all Climate Change Skeptics from having their voices heard.  Here's a slice:

Like our commenters, professional climate change deniers have an outsized influence in the media and the public. And like our commenters, their rejection of climate science is not based on an accurate understanding of the science but on political preferences and personality. As moderators responsible for what millions of people see, we felt that to allow a handful of commenters to so purposefully mislead our audience was simply immoral.
So if a half-dozen volunteers can keep a page with more than 4 million users from being a microphone for the antiscientific, is it too much to ask for newspapers to police their own editorial pages as proficiently?

I hope you'll read the whole thing.  It's a beautiful example of the totalitarian mind at work. 

But to respond to Nathan Allen's question....  Is it too much to ask for newspapers to police their own editorial pages proficiently? 

Here's Al Gore, stating that the Arctic Sea will be ice-free in 2013.   Hit the link. 

Here's one from a couple of years later, making the same claim, but sliding back the deadline by two years. 




Here's the 2005 U.N. Climate Change Refugee Map,  showing the places likely to be underwater by....2010. 



And here's a comparison of the current trendlines and compared to the Climate Change models.  Canada only.  (You can hit the link for more.) 


So yes.  Tighter standards are indeed in order. 
Nathan, how long are you going to keep swallowing this crap? 

Saturday, December 7, 2013

Global Warming Hits Fort Worth, Texas.

We've been snowed in since Thursday night, and there's a good chance that we want get out until Monday.  This is the view from my front door. 

We have 36 months before we reach the earth's "Tipping Point" when it will be too late to stop irreversible global warming. 

According to Secretary Of State John Kerry, we have less then 30 days before the Arctic is ice-free. 

Seriously.  Who are you going to believe?  Al Gore and John Kerry?  Or your lying eyes?



 

Monday, November 25, 2013

How To Behave At A Climate Change Conference

Thank God for Australia....

For this year’s UN climatefest in Warsaw, Poland, Tony Abbott’s government didn’t even bother to send the environment minister, much less the Prime Minister and his pre-teen fan mail. (Hit the link above.)
Instead we sent some delegates who quite properly treated the whole exercise as a lark, much to the consternation of Gaia’s little Gracies. “They wore T-shirts and gorged on snacks throughout the negotiation,” fumed Ria Voorhaar, a spokeswoman for the Climate Action Network. “That gives some indication of the manner they are behaving in.”

Back in 2009, Rudd negotiated pointlessly for 40 hours, grabbing just one hour of sleep. This year’s Australian delegates don’t go for that sort of nonsense. “They made an intervention that late-night negotiations were bad for health and should be stopped,” complained Voorhaar.

And the meetings were indeed halted, with many blaming the snack-chomping Aussies and their t-shirts. “Their behaviour caused over 130 developing nations to abandon discussions on the controversial issue of climate compensation at 4am,” seethed Sophie Yeo of the activist group Responding to Climate Change. “It is one thing to be tired in a negotiation meeting, another to turn up in pyjamas,” huffed EU negotiator Paul Watkinson on Twitter. “Respect matters.”

With all due respect, the EU and the UN can shove it

Well played, Australia.  Well played. 

 

Sunday, September 29, 2013

Eric Holthaus vows to stop flying, have no more children, all because of the weather.

I hearby nominate meteorologist Eric Holthaus for a Darwin Award.
 (The Darwin Awards are given to those who remove themselves from the gene pool, sometimes via accidental death by dumbness, thereby ensuring survival of the fittest.) 

Weatherman Eric Holthaus has taken a look at the U.N.'s Climate Change report and vowed to stop flying. 
Actually, that's not the way our friends on the Left speak. 

"I'm committing right now to stop flying."  he Tweeted.  "It's not worth the (harm to the) climate."  

These guys don't vow or promise to do anything.  They're like a trendy restaurant, and are "committed to a smoke-free environment".  Or "committed to ensuring diversity".  They're not promising.  They're just committed to the idea.   



He's also going to get a vasectomy so that no more offspring of his will warm the planet.  This, of course, has prompted numerous wags to suggest that the entire liberal tribe (in the American sense of the word) go therefore and do likewise. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2436551/A-weatherman-breaks-tears-vows-NEVER-fly-grim-climate-change-report.html#ixzz2gC04tmH

I did my part by going to Mr. Holthaus's Facebook page and wagering that he can't stick to his no-fly resolution for five years.  (He's a Wall Street Journal weatherman who flies to conferences and meetings and seminars and crap.  He'll no more stay grounded than Al Gore.)  

As far as the vasectomy goes, that's no one's business but his.  The gene pool does have a way of policing itself, right?  Seriously.  Eric knows how accurate TOMORROW'S weather report is.  He's going to end his branch of the family tree because of something printed by the freakin' United Nations???  A Darwin Award is in order. 

Monday, September 2, 2013

A Climate Change Parable

I was reading some silliness about Global Cooling or Global Warming or  Climate Change on The Guardian's website, and came upon this little parable by someone named CloutPerson.  It beautifully captures why there are so many skeptics and denialists remaining in the reality-based community.

(Another reason for our skepticism is that we all own thermometers.  Read the article in the link.  The author is distressed and bothered because the thermometers aren't agreeing with the theories.) 

Enjoy.  I've changed a few of CloutPerson's obscure British references to equally obscure Texas references, and I've thrown in some helpful pics at the end. 

Here's Mr. CloutPerson's parable.   

I was engaged in my favourite hobby of jumping up and down the other day, when a fellow up-and-down jumper sidled up alongside me and said "Do you realise that jumping up and down will cause the ground to collapse? If we don't stop jumping up and down we'll all fall into an enormous chasm and be killed."

"Really?" I answered. "In that case why are you still jumping up and down?"

"Didn't you hear what I said?" he hissed. "It's known as ground-collapse theory - GCT for short!"

"I heard you very well," I answered. "But you haven't answered my question. I'm still curious as to why you keep jumping up and down if it is going to cause the ground to collapse."

"You fool!" he spluttered. "Don't you realise that 95% of scientists are convinced that GCT is real!"

He pointed. "Look!" I followed his finger, and saw a large group of people. By their appearance you could tell that they were all eminent scientists.  They were wearing white lab coats and were jumping up and down with thick academic studies that proved that jumping up and down was going to cause the ground to collapse.  And yet all of them were jumping up and down with varying degrees of vigor.

"You still haven't answered my question," I said. "Surely if all these eminent scientists are convinced that GCT is real, they would stop jumping up and down."

"Idiot!" he spat out the word. "Stupid, blinkered, denialist!"

"Actually, you still haven't answered my question," I responded mildly. "If I was as convinced of the reality of GCT as you seem to be, and I wanted everybody to stop jumping up and down, then I'd probably stop jumping up and down myself first. Otherwise my argument might seem rather less than compelling -"

"SHUT UP!" he interrupted me with an apoplectic scream, his face contorted with rage and hatred. "It should be a CRIMINAL OFFENCE to deny the reality of Ground Collapse Theory! You're worse than a MURDERER! You should be in JAIL along with all the other RACIST SWIVEL-EYED DAILY HEIL READING NAZI UKIP FACISTS!"

(UKIP is the United Kingdom Independence Party - Libertarian, non-racist, limited government - all the usual insults.  I think the Daily Heil is a reference to London's Daily Mail.  Somebody on that side of the pond, please help us out in the comment field....) 

And with these final words he took his leave, frothing and purple.

"But why are you still jumping up and down?" I called after his disappearing form....

Good stuff, right? 
Earlier this weekend, our Secretary Of State, John Kerry, put on one of his longest of long faces and declared that Climate Change "science" is clear.

"It is irrefutable and it is alarming," Kerry told a climate conference in Majuro in the Marshall Islands in a video address from Washington.
"If we continue down our current path, the impacts of climate change will only get worse."

Here are pics of John Kerry's houses, getaways, beach cottages, mansions, townhouses, and cabins.  If John Kerry wants anyone to believe his bullshit, he needs to stop jumping up and down.
 
Most of the pics came from here. 

This is the Kerry Karbon Footprint in Beacon Hill. 

 
Here's Kerry's small, sensible, ecologically sensible Georgetown residence

 
Fox Chapel, Pennsylvania.  A carbon footprint big enough to negate all the recycling you'll do for the rest of your life. 

 
The little beach cottage in Nantucket

 
The Ketchum, Idaho ski getaway


If you believe Kerry's Chicken Little-ism, or Al Gore's, by all means send them money.  Pay for factories to reconfigure to reduce emissions.  Give Gore and Kleiner-Perkins money to plant trees to offset your carbon footprint. I respect your right to be gullible. 
 
But please don't tell anyone that these guys believe a word they're saying.  In a world of people who are now afraid that the ground is going to collapse, they're the ones jumping up and down the hardest.  

Friday, August 2, 2013

Has anyone else noticed....

Has anyone else noticed that the individuals wanting to save the earth from Global Warming/Cooling/Weather/Etc. for the sake of "the children" are almost always the same people who want to avoid paying as they go for political and economic boondoggles, leaving behind crushing debts to be paid by "the children"?

It makes me nuts. 

That's all. 

Have a great Friday !! 

Sunday, June 23, 2013

Never Let A Non-Crisis Go To Waste

Ok, this is some good stuff.  Please hang with me through the preliminary throat-clearing....

Here's The Economist magazine, formerly a cheerleader for Anthropogenic Global Warming, but now drifting toward well-founded skepticism for the second time in the last few months:

GLOBAL warming has slowed. The rate of warming of over the past 15 years has been lower than that of the preceding 20 years. There is no serious doubt that our planet continues to heat, but it has heated less than most climate scientists had predicted. Nate Cohn of the New Republic reports: "Since 1998, the warmest year of the twentieth century, temperatures have not kept up with computer models that seemed to project steady warming; they’re perilously close to falling beneath even the lowest projections".


Mr Cohn does his best to affirm that the urgent necessity of acting to retard warming has not abated, as does Brad Plumer of the Washington Post, as does this newspaper. But there's no way around the fact that this reprieve for the planet is bad news for proponents of policies, such as carbon taxes and emissions treaties, meant to slow warming by moderating the release of greenhouse gases. The reality is that the already meagre prospects of these policies, in America at least, will be devastated if temperatures do fall outside the lower bound of the projections that environmentalists have used to create a panicked sense of emergency. Whether or not dramatic climate-policy interventions remain advisable, they will become harder, if not impossible, to sell to the public, which will feel, not unreasonably, that the scientific and media establishment has cried wolf.
Read the whole thing if time permits, and remember the key sentence in that 2nd paragraph.  The reality is that the already meagre prospects of these policies, in America at least, will be devastated if temperatures do fall outside the lower bound of the projections that environmentalists have used to create a panicked sense of emergency.

Now we take you to Barack H. Obama, in full-blown Chicken Little mode. .   
President Obama will announce Tuesday in a speech at Georgetown University that he plans to regulate greenhouse-gas emissions from existing power plants, according to individuals who have been briefed on the plan but asked not to be identified.


In a statement Saturday afternoon sent via the White House Twitter feed, Obama said that he plans to fulfill the pledge he made in his second inaugural address to “respond to the growing threat of climate change for the sake of our children and future generations.”


“This Tuesday, I’ll lay out my vision for where I believe we need to go — a national plan to reduce carbon pollution, prepare our country for the impacts of climate change, and lead global efforts to fight it,” the president said. “This is a serious challenge — but it’s one uniquely suited to America’s strengths.”
Remember this, children.  Please, please, please remember this one thing.  The damn weather isn't cooperating with the models.  Climate isn't changing as predicted.  Obama knows that if he's going to get in another expensive boondoggle for supporters, he has to act fast. 

Here's some more of his statement.  For "economic opportunities", you can safely substitute the word "graft".  Or perhaps "kickbacks". 
In Saturday’s statement, Obama emphasized the economic opportunities that could come from tackling carbon emissions.


“We’ll need scientists to design new fuels, and farmers to grow them,” he said. “We’ll need engineers to devise new sources of energy, and businesses to make and sell them.”
Ok, enough of that damn fool.  Let's move on to another one, a senator from Hawaii. 
Senator Brian Schatz’s (D-HI) filed an amendment for the immigration bill Wednesday that would allow stateless people in the U.S. to seek conditional lawful status if their nations have been made uninhabitable by climate change.

I'll believe that I contribute to Climate Change when senator Brian Schatz’s (D-HI) starts travelling from Hawaii to D.C. in a canoe carved from a coconut tree.  Christ Almighty, do these people have no sense of shame?  At all? 
Here's more.....
Again, let me be clear about what this amendment does. It simply recognizes that climate change, like war, is one of the most significant contributors to homelessness in the world. And like with states torn apart and made uninhabitable by war, we have an obligation not to deport people back to a country made uninhabitable by sea level rise and other extreme environmental changes that render these states desolate.

The sky isn't falling, people.  It simply isn't.  We have weather.  Good, bad, and normal. 

There is no crisis.  But we're not going to let the non-crisis go to waste. 

Sunday, June 9, 2013

I need some help finding an Al Gore video

I need some help finding an Al Gore video. 
Back in December of 2008, The Goracle claimed that the polar ice caps will probably be gone in five years.  It was captured on video. 
I had the video posted here. 
Anthony Watts, of Watts Up With That, had the video posted here

The Telegraph covered it here.....
Speaking at the Copenhagen climate change summit, Mr Gore said new computer modelling suggests there is a 75 per cent chance of the entire polar ice cap melting during the summertime by 2014.


Steve Goddard copied it here:
Mr Gore, speaking at the Copenhagen climate change summit, stated the latest research showed that the Arctic could be completely ice-free in five years.


In his speech, Mr Gore told the conference: “These figures are fresh. Some of the models suggest to Dr [Wieslav] Maslowski that there is a 75 per cent chance that the entire north polar ice cap, during the summer months, could be completely ice-free within five to seven years.”
And you can go to the Center For Environmental Journalism where they call him out on it.  They, too, had the video, but it has since disappeared. 

The only video I've seen was recorded from German television.  We can all have a good time ridiculing this scam artist based on the online accounts of his prediction, but it's better to have video. 
Honest to God, I don't think most of his constitutents can read very well. 
Video is better. 

If you can find it, please email a link to dapfortworth@aol.com  I'll mail you a dachshund in return. 








Friday, January 4, 2013

Joy. Bliss.

I try not to update this website during work hours, but....

Al Gore, The Goracle Of Music City, Tennessee, one of the people who made me so absolutely nuts that I had to start blogging, the best-known Greenie on the planet, and one of the recipients of the Kleiner/Perkins Green Scams....

Al Gore, who won a freakin' Nobel Peace Prize for sounding the alarm about your SUV changing the weather....

Al Gore, who wants to require you to purchase Green Energy Credits (from his companies) to atone for your environmental sins....

Al Gore has sold his "Current TV" network to Al-Jazeera, the broadcasting wing of the nasty, polluting, Arab Oil States. 

He lobbied hard for the sale, and used all the political muscle at his disposal to make it happen. 

I'm laughing so hard that I'm almost crying.  This is a great day.  LOL. 

One other thing....It looks like he timed the bill to avoid the increased taxes associated with the Fiscal Cliff deal.  It saved him five million. 

Friday, December 28, 2012

New Senator From Hawaii Wants To Change The Weather

The recently deceased senator Daniel Inouye was, by most accounts, a good guy.  But he also brought enough pork from Washington to Hawaii to sink the islands.  Daniel Inouye was serious about bringing home the bacon.  He wasn't ashamed of being knows as "The King Of Pork". 

I predict that Daniel Inouye (and my sympathies go out to all his contractors, bureaucrats, looters, and contributors, BTW) will soon be seen as an amatuer. 

His replacement, Brian Schatz, wants to change the weather.  Go here. 
The replacement for the late Hawaii Sen. Daniel Inouye (D) said Wednesday that climate change is at the top of his legislative agenda.

"For me, personally, I believe global climate change is real and it is the most urgent challenge of our generation,” Lt. Gov. Brian Schatz (D), whom Hawaii Gov. Neil Abercrombie (D) tapped for the seat, said in brief comments Wednesday.
Let me go waaaaaay out on a limb here, and say that Brian Schatz is full of shit. 
He's going to try to implement some carbon taxes, get some more money for green energy boondoggles, and hire a plague of regulators to pester the productive members of society.  He might try requiring people to purchase "carbon offsets" (LOL) from one of the Al Gore/Kleiner Perkins companies. 
Let's assume that the amount of carbon we put into the air changes the weather. 
Let's assume that the remedies listed above are helpful in some small way. 

You cannot individually undertake any green energy rituals that will offset one trip to Hawaii, unless you're willing to travel by kayak. 

I'll start believing in man-made climate change when Brian Schatz encourages people from the U.S. mainland to stay home instead of travelling to Hawaii.   Until that day, he should be viewed as a con artist.  End of story. 

Update from Friday afternoon:  Cold weather in Europe and Asia is killing hundreds of people. 

Friday, September 7, 2012

Things Caused By Global Warming

This is fascinating.
Have you noticed something strange, but don't know why it's happening?
Blame The Earth Goddess !!! We have offended her, and must atone !!
Here's the almost complete, reasonably canonical list of Things Caused By Global Warming
I defy you to read the links without laughing.  No need to hit 'em all, but try a few anyway. 

AIDS
, Afghan
poppies destroyed
, African
holocaust
, aged
deaths
, poppies
more potent
, Africa
devastated,
  Africa
in conflict,
African
aid threatened
aggressive weeds, Air
France crash
, air
pockets
, air
pressure changes
airport
farewells virtual
, airport
malaria
, Agulhas
current
, Alaskan
towns slowly destroyed
, Al
Qaeda and Taliban Being Helped
, allergy
increase
, allergy
season longer
, alligators
in the Thames
, Alps
melting
, Amazon
a desert
, American
dream end
amphibians
breeding earlier (or not)
anaphylactic
reactions to bee stings
ancient
forests dramatically changed
, animals
head for the hills,
animals
shrink
Antarctic
grass flourishes
, Antarctic
ice grows
, Antarctic
ice shrinks
, Antarctic
sea life at risk
,   anxiety
treatment
, algal
blooms
, archaeological
sites threatened,
Arctic
bogs melt
, Arctic
in bloom
, Arctic
ice free
, Arctic
ice melt faster
, Arctic
lakes disappear
Arctic
tundra lost,
Arctic
warming (not),
a
rose by any other name smells of nothing,
asteroid
strike risk
, asthma,
Atlantic
less salty
, Atlantic
more salty
,   atmospheric
circulation modified
, attack
of the killer jellyfish
, avalanches
reduced
, avalanches
increased
Baghdad
snow
, Bahrain
under water
bananas
grow
, barbarisation,
bats decline
beer and bread prices to soar
, beer
better
beer
worse
, beetle
infestation
,
beef shortagebet for
$10,000
, big
melt faster,
billion
dollar research projects
, billion
homeless
, billions
face risk
, billions of
deaths
bird
loss accelerating
, bird
populations dying
, bird
strikes
, bird
visitors drop
, birds
confused
, birds
decline (Wales)
, birds
driven north
, birds
face longer migrations
, birds
on long migrations threatened
birds
return early
, birds
shrink(Aus)
, birds
shrink (USA)
, bittern
boom ends
, blackbirds
stop singing
, blackbirds
threatened
, Black
Hawk down
blizzards,
blood
contaminated
, blue
mussels return
, borders
redrawn
bluetongue, brains
shrink
,
brewers droop, bridge
collapse (Minneapolis),
Britain
one big city
, Britain
Siberian
Britain's
bananas
, British
monsoon
brothels
struggle
, brown
Ireland
, bubonic
plague
Buddhist
temple threatened
building
collapse
, building season extension, bushfires
butterflies move north
butterflies
reeling
, butterfly
saved
, carbon
crimes
, caribou
decline
,
Cambodian sex trade fuelled,
camel
deaths
cancer,
cancer
deaths in England
,
cannibalism
cataracts,
cats more amorous,
caterpillar
biomass shift
,
cave paintings threatened

chagas disease, childhood
insomnia,
children's
mental health
, chocolate
shortage
, Cholera,
circumcision
in decline
, cirrus
disappearance
, civil
unrest
, cloud
increase
clownfish
get lost
, coast
beauty spots lost
, cockroach
migration,
 cod
go south,
  coffee
threatened
, coffee
berry borer
, coffee berry disease,
cold
climate creatures survive
cold
spells
, cold
spells (Australia)
, colder
waters  (Long Island)
, cold
wave (India)
, cold
weather (world)
, cold
winters
, computer
models
, conferences, conflict,
conflict
with Russia
consumers
foot the bill
, coral
bleaching
,
coral fish suffer
, coral
reefs dying
, coral
reefs grow,
 coral
reefs shrink
coral
reefs twilight

cost
of trillions
, cougar
attacks
crabgrass
menace

cradle of civilisation threatened
, creatures
move uphill,
crime
increase
, crocodile
sex,
crocodiles
driven from water
, crops
devastated
, crop
failures increase
, cross-breeding,
crumbling
roads, buildings and sewage systems
, cryptococcal
disease
, curriculum
change
cyclones
(Australia)
,   damselflies
forced back to UK
, danger
to kid's health
Darfur,
Dartford
Warbler plague
daylight
increase,
deadly
virus outbreaks
, death
rate increase (US)
, death
rate drop
, deaths
to reach 6 million,
decades
of progress at risk
, Dengue hemorrhagic
fever
, depression,
desert
advance
desert
retreat
destruction of the
environment
dig
sites threatened
,  disasters, diseases
move north
, diving
reefs closed
, dog
disease
dozen
deadly diseases
- or not,
drought,
   ducks
and geese decline
, dust bowl in the corn
belt
dust
doubles
earlier pollen
season
Earth
axis tilt
, Earth
biodiversity crisis
, Earth
crumbling
, Earth
dying
, Earth
even hotter
, Earth light
dimming
, Earth
lopsided,
Earth
melting
, Earth
morbid fever
, Earth
on fast track
, Earth
past point of no return
, Earth slowing down,
Earth
spins faster,
Earth to explode,
earth upside down
earthquakes,
earthquakes
redux
, El Niño
intensification
,
end of the world as we know it
, erosion,
emerging infections,
encephalitis,
English
villages lost
, equality
threatened
, Europe simultaneously
baking and freezing
,  eutrophication,
everyplace hit hardest,
expansion of university climate groups,

extinctions

(apes,
human, civilisation, koalaslizards
logic
, Inuit,
smallest
butterfly
, cod, 
penguins
, pikas,
polar bears
possums,
walrus,  tigers,
toadsturtles,
pandas,
penguins,
plants,
ladybirds,
rhinoceros, salmon, trout,
wild flowers, woodlice,
a million
species
, half of all
animal and plant species
mountain
species
not
polar bears
, barrier
reef
, leaches,
salamanders,
tropical insects, flowers)

experts
muzzled
, extreme changes to
California
, fading
fall foliage
famine, farmers
benefit
, farmers
go under
, farm
output boost
farming
soil decline
fashion
disaster
, fever,
figurehead
sacked
, fir
cone bonanza
, fires
fanned in Nepal
, fish
bigger
, fish
catches drop
, fish
downsize
,
fish
deaf,
  fish
feminised
, fish get
lost
, fish
head north
, fish
lopsided
, fish
shrinking
fish
stocks at risk
, fish stocks
decline
, five
million illnesses
, flesh
eating disease
, flies
on Everest
flood
patterns change
, floods,
 floods
of beaches and cities
, flood
of migrants,
flood
preparation for crisis
, flora
dispersed
, Florida
economic decline
, flowers
in peril
,
flowers wilt
, flying
squirrels move up
, fog
increase in San Francisco
, fog
decrease in San Francisco
, food
poisoning
food
prices rise
, food
prices soar
, food
production increased
food
safety affected
, food
security threat (SA)
football
team migration
,  
forest
decline
, forest
expansion
, foundations
threatened
, foundations
increase grants
, frog
with extra heads
, frosts, frostbite,
frost
damage increased
,   fungi fruitful, fungi
invasion
, fungi
rot the world,
games
change
, Garden
of Eden wilts
, geese
decline in Hampshire
, genetic
changes
, genetic
diversity decline,
gene
pools slashed
, geysers
imperiled,
giant
icebergs (Australia)
, giant
icebergs (Arctic)
, giant
oysters invade,
  giant
pythons invade
, giant
squid migrate
, gingerbread
houses collapse
, glacial
earthquakes
, glacial retreat,  glacier
grows (California)
, glaciers
on Snowden
, glacier
wrapped
,
glass melts
, global
cooling
glowing
clouds
golf
course to drown
, golf
Masters wrecked
, grain
output drop (China)
, grain
output stagnating (India)
, grandstanding,
grasslands
wetter
, gravity
shift
Great
Barrier Reef 95% dead
great
tits cope
, greening
of the North
Grey
whales lose weight
, Gulf
Stream failure
, habitat
loss
, haggis
threatened
, Hantavirus pulmonary
syndrome
,    harvest
increase
, harvest
shrinkage
, hay fever
epidemic
, health
affected
, health
of children harmed
,
health
risks
, health
risks (even more)
, heart
deaths
, heart
disease,

heart
attacks and strokes (Australia)
,
heat waves, hedgehogs
bald
, hibernation
affected
 hibernation
ends too soon
, hibernation
ends too late
homeless 50
million
,

home runs
, hornets,
human
development faces unprecedented reversal
, human
fertility reduced
,
human
health risk
, human
race oblivion
, human
rights violations
, hurricanes,
hurricane
reduction
, hurricanes
fewer
, hurricanes
more intense
, hurricanes
not
hydropower
problems
, hyperthermia
deaths
, hyphthermia
deaths
, ice
age
,
ice hockey extinct
,
ice sheet
growth
, ice sheet
shrinkage
, icebergsice sheet
tipping point
illegal
immigration
, illness
and death
, inclement weather,
India
drowning
, infrastructure
failure (Canada)
indigestion,
industry
threatened
, infectious
diseases
,  inflation
in China
,
insect
explosion,
insect
invasion
, insurance premium
rises
, Inuit
displacement
, Inuit
poisoned
, Inuit
suing
, invasion
of alien worms,
invasion
of Antarctic aliens
invasion
of Asian carp
, invasion
of cane toads
invasion
of caterpillars
invasion
of cats
invasion
of crabgrass
, invasion
of herons
, invasion
of jellyfish
, invasion
of king crabs
, invasion
of lampreys
, invasion of
midges
, invasion
of pine beetles
, invasion
of rats (China)
invasion
of slugs

island disappears
, islands
sinking
, Italy
robbed of pasta
, itchier poison ivy,
Japan's
cherry blossom threatened
jellyfish
explosion
, jets
fall from sky
Kew
Gardens taxed
, kidney
stones
, killer
cornflakes
, killing
us
, kitten boom, koalas
leaves inedible
, koalas
under threat
, krill
decline

lake empties
, lake
shrinking and growing
, landslides, landslides
of ice at 140 mph
, large
trees decline
, lawsuits
increase
lawsuit successful,
lawyers'
income increased (surprise surprise!)
lawyers
want more
, legionnaires'
surge

lives lost
,

lizards super intelligent
, lives
saved
,

lobsters grow
Loch
Ness monster dead
, locust
plagues suppressed
, low
oxygen zones threaten sea life
, lush
growth in rain forests
,  Lyme
disease
Major
vegetation shifts
Malaria,
  Malaria
decline
malnutrition,
mammoth
dung melt
, mammoth
ivory bonanza
, manatees battle, mango
harvest fails
, Maple
production advanced,
Maple syrup
shortage
, marmots
fatter
, marine
diseases,
marine
food chain decimated,
Meaching
(end of the world)
, Meat
eating to stop
, Mediterranean
rises
, megacryometeors,
Melanoma, Melanoma
decline
, mental
health decline
, mental
illness
, methane
emissions from plants
, methane
burps
,
methane runaway
, melting
permafrost
, Mexican
climate migrant flood
, Middle
Kingdom convulses
, migration,
migratory
birds huge losses
, microbes to
decompose soil carbon more rapidly
, milk
production lost
, minorities
hit,
monkeys
at risk
monkeys
on the move
, Mont
Blanc grows
,
monuments
imperiled
, moose
dying
, more
bad air days
,   more
research needed
mortality
increased,
mosquitoes
adapting
, mountain
(Everest) shrinking
,  mountaineers
fears,
  mountains
break up
, mountains
green and flowering
,   mountains
taller
, mortality
lower
, Mubarak fall, murder
rate increase
,  musk
ox decline
, Myanmar
cyclone
, narwhals
at risk
, narwhals
suffocate
, National Parks
damaged
, National
security implications
, native
wildlife overwhelmed
, natural
disasters  quadruple
, neurological
diseases
new
islands
, next
ice age
, NFL
threatened
,
Nile
delta damaged
, noctilucent
clouds
, no
effect in India
Northwest
Passage opened
, nuclear
plants bloom
oaks
dying
oaks
move north

obesity
, oblivion,
ocean
acidification
, ocean
acidification faster
, ocean
dead spots
, ocean
dead zones unleashed
, ocean
deserts expand
, ocean
salt extremes
, ocean
oxygen crisis
ocean
waves speed up
Olympic
Games to end
, opera
house to be destroyed
, outdoor
hockey threatened
,   owls
turn brown
, oxygen
depletion zones
, oyster
herpes
, ozone
repair slowed,
ozone risepeat
bogs problem
,

peat bogs no problem
,
penguin
chicks frozen,
penguin
chicks smaller
, penguins
in the dark
, penguin
populations devastated
, penguins
replaced by jellyfish,


penguins sex lives affected
,
personal
carbon rationing
pest
outbreaks
, pests
increase
pets
in danger
, phenology
shifts
pines
decline
, pirate
population decrease
, pirates
run rampant
, plankton
blooms
,   plankton
plummeting
, plankton
wiped out
, plants
lose protein
, plants
march north
plants
move uphill

polar
bears aggressive
polar
bears cannibalistic
, polar
bears deaf,
 
polar
bears drowning
,  polar
bears fewer cubs
polar
tours scrapped
pollination
halved
, porpoise
astray
, profits
collapse
psychiatric
illness
 psychological
effects
puffin
decline
,
pushes
poor women into prostitution
, rabid
bats
,  radars taken out,
rail network threatened
railroad
tracks deformed
, rainfall
increase
, rainforest
destruction
rape
wave
, refugees,
reindeer
endangered
, reindeer
larger
, release of ancient frozen
viruses
, resorts
disappear
,
respiratory diseases worsenrice
less fragrant
, rice
production fall
, rice
threatened,
rice
yields crash,
  rift on Capitol
Hill
, rioting
and nuclear war,
   river
flow impacted
, river
rerouted
, rivers
raised
, road
accidents
, roads
wear out
, robins
rampant
,   rocky
peaks crack apart
, roof
of the world a desert,
rooftop
bars
, Ross
river disease
,    Russia
under pressure
, salinity
reduction
, salinity
increase
Salmonella,
salmon
stronger,
sardine run
unpredictable
, satellites
accelerate
,

Schmallenberg
virus
school
closures
, sea level rise,
sea level rise
faster
, sea
snot
, seals
mating more
, seismic
activity
, sewer
bills rise
, severe
thunderstorms
, sex
change
, sexual
dysfunction

sexual promiscuity
, shark
attacks
, sharks
booming
,

sharks hybridise
, sharks moving
north
, sheep
change colour
, sheep
shrink
, shop
closures
, short-nosed
dogs endangered
shrimp
sex problems
, shrinking
ponds
, shrinking
sheep

shrinking shrine
, Sidney
Opera House wiped out
, ski
resorts threatened
, slavery,
skinks
impacted
, slow
death

smaller brains
smog, snowfall
decrease,
snowfall
increase
, snowfall
heavy

snow thicker
,  soaring
food prices
,
societal
collapse
, soil
change
, soil
subsidence
, songbirds
change eating habits
, sour
grapes
, soybean
crop to drop
, space
junk increase
, space
problem
, spectacular
orchids
, spider
danger in UK
, spider
bites to increase
, spiders
getting bigger
, spiders
invade Scotland
squid
aggressive giants
, squid
larger
, squid population
explosion
, squid
tamed
, squirrels
reproduce earlier
starfish
sperm eaten by parasites
, stingray
invasion
, storm
damage costs rise
, storms wetter,
stratospheric
cooling
, street
crime to increase
subsidence, suicide,
sunset
displaced
swordfish
in the Baltic
, Tabasco tragedy,
taxes, tea
flavour change
, tectonic
plate movement
teenage
prostitution
,   terrorists
(India)
, thatched
cottages at risk
, threat
to peace
, ticks
move northward (Sweden)
, tides
rise
, tigers
eat people
, tigers
drown
, tomatoes
rot
, tornado
outbreak
, tourism
increase
,
toxic bacteria
, toxic
seaweed
trade
barriers,
trade winds weakened,
traffic
jams
transport
snarl
, transportation
threatened
, tree foliage increase
(UK)
,   tree
growth slowed
, tree
growth faster
, trees
grow too fast
, trees
in trouble
, trees
less colourful
trees
more colourful
, trees
lush
, trees
on Antarctica
, treelines
change
, tropics
expansion
, tropopause
raised
, truffle
shortage
truffles
down

truffles increase
, turtles
crash
, turtle
feminised
, turtles
lay earlier
, UFO
sightings
, UK
coastal impact
, UK
Katrina
,  vampire batsVenice
flooded
volcanic
eruptions
volcanoes
awakened in Iceland

walnuts
threatened
, walrus
pups orphaned
walrus
stampede
walruses
come ashore
, wars over
water
, wars
sparked
, wars
threaten billions
, wasps,
water bills double,
water
shortage to increase vegetarianism
, wave
of natural disasters,
waves
bigger
, weather
out of its mind
, weather
patterns awry
,

weather patterns last longer,
Western
aid cancelled out
West
Nile fever
, whale
beachings
, whales
lose weight
, whales
move north
whales
wiped out
, wheat
rust in Syria,
wheat
yields crushed in Australia
wild
boars thrive
, wildfireswind
shift
, wind
reduced,
winds
stronger
, winds
weaker
,  wine
- Australian baked
, , wine
industry damage (California)

wine industry disaster (US)

wine - more
English
,
wine
- no
more French
,
wine -  England
too hot
, wine
-German boon
,  wine
passé (Napa)
, wine
- Scotland best
wine
stronger
, winters
in Britain colder
, winter
in Britain dead
, witchcraft
executions
, wolverine
decline
, wolverines
vanish
, wolves
eat more moose
, wolves
eat less,
women
cheat on vacation
, workers laid
off
, World
at war
, World
War 4
Yellow
fever
, zebra
mussel threat
, zoonotic
diseases
.


and all on 0.006 deg C per year! 

Be careful out there !!!