Sunday, April 1, 2012
Karven Kontest
Dats my ofishal intree in da furst annal karven kontest o pencil led. Rules didn say I had to use a knife. I clawed and knawed my way up in dis world so dats how I did my karven too. Ya done get anywhar by knifing people like some folks do and ya yust cant tech an ole dawg new tricks like using a posable thumbs can ya?
Day saying dat first prize is a trip to da beach. Wufda, I sure wanta win dat prize, tired of sitting in this ole kennel I been stuck in all winter.
Maybe next year there will be a bone karven contest. I gnaw I cud win dat one fur sure.
Friday, April 1, 2011
Viking Style Hut
Disclaimer....no animals were harmed in the making of this project.
When I am not on the internet working as a feed burner I spend time on my hobby. I run a traveling fleaze circus.
We love traveling around together. The crew are great guys but if I let them bunk with me they keep me up all night jumpin on the bed, meaning me!
So I built them a bunk house of their own. Something that will made them feel right at home.
The theme of our circus is a wild west show, kinda like Buffalo Bill's except we have Irish cowboys and Vikings instead of Indians. Ya ya betcha we are home based in Ballard, Wa. So I built the crew a miniature, vertical log cabin to go with our circus theme. Lazy man's log house wid no chinkin. Thatchy roof on it to keep them nice and comfy.
Not much to this thing instant logs, hair-o-da-dog and Tacky glue. Hairspray fur a good ole shellacking.
How to... I know ya'll can't read no good so it's mostly pictures.
Why use a yust a little glue when you got dat big bottle of it?
This dog is the 2010 unofishily registered Norwegian Uff Da Hund Champion
tacky roof
Eject hair right onto the tacky roof, brush aligns hairs fur ya.
tacky on top end of hairs
Look Ole, a mini chiwahwa dog!
needs poodle cut
Next time I am gonna find me a good old yeller lab and save a step
so why hasn't yuse guys thought of thatch with hair-o-da-dog? Cause you ain't had 300 fleaze driving you barkin mad!
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