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Showing posts with label Whiskey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Whiskey. Show all posts

Sunday, September 25, 2022

Trump Sez:  “The Old Crow’s a piece of shit.”

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Tuesday, February 15, 2022

There's nothing quite like wetting your whistle at 45 Wine
and Whiskey, the new bar in Trump Tower named after
the world's most famous teetotaler.

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Sunday, February 13, 2022

"How many fingers of whiskey was that, Ms. Bartiromo?"

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Sunday, August 29, 2021

Follow the Whiskey!

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Monday, February 01, 2021

"Hogan Gidley Urges ‘Woke’ Businesses to Hire Ex-Trump 
Staffers Because of Deep ‘Knowledge of How the 
Government Works’"

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Tuesday, August 18, 2020

No, it is not true that Screwball Whiskey cures
COVID-19.  But, if you drink enough of it, 
you will think you're Mike Lindell and 
start hawking oleander extract.
Posted by Fearguth at 11:10 AM 0 comments
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Saturday, June 20, 2020

When the White House spokesman said Trump was 'obviously 
kidding' when he referred to COVID-19 as 'Kung Flu', the
 119,000 Americans who have died from the disease laughed
 so hard they almost spilled their Mint Juleps.
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Friday, April 24, 2020

Newton Leroy, Master of Gingrich Hall and the
oldest surviving member of Georgia's antebellum 
plantation aristocracy, says if he could generate 
enough energy to stand up, he would immunize himself
against the coronavirus with a glass of bourbon and
 branch water.
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Saturday, April 04, 2020

Straight Outta Baton Rouge
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Sunday, August 18, 2019

Trump Sez:  "I'm the one calling the shots around here."
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Tuesday, April 17, 2018

Studies show the $1 difference between 
$19,999 and $20,000 has a considerable 
effect on sales with items whose prices end
 with 99 far outselling those ending with 00.
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Friday, April 06, 2018

Deputy Press Secretary Hogan Gidley Bags Another
 Wild Turkey
Posted by Fearguth at 10:08 AM 0 comments
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Sunday, November 19, 2017

Official Libation of the
Trump Administration
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Wednesday, July 26, 2017

"Hmm, biofuel made from pigshit and Jack
 Daniel's? I'll have to tell the boss about this 
when he's through talking trash to the Boy 
Scouts!"
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Monday, May 22, 2017

When he heard that Mike Flynn was taking the Fifth,
Drinky Crow decided he would take one, too.
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Sunday, December 25, 2016

Contrary to popular belief, Benjamin Franklin
did not believe Wild Turkey should be the
national whiskey.
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Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Mitch McConnell's Got a Brand New Bag
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Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Fearguth's Rules of Order #62
Never try to hustle a chimp that drinks Jack Black. 
It's a waste of time.
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Wednesday, March 18, 2015

"Home, Jameson!  I've always wanted to say that."
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Thursday, February 05, 2015

Truth in Advertising #6
Before Blackout there was
Hot Damn! I'm Smashed!
Posted by Fearguth at 3:09 PM 0 comments
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