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Showing posts with label Penguins. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Penguins. Show all posts

Monday, July 12, 2021

Jill Biden gets a Vogue cover, Melania Trump doesn't.
Which raises the question, "What about Sparky the 
Wonder Penguin?"

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Friday, November 27, 2020

Random Penguin to Buy Simon & Schuster

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Thursday, May 07, 2020

Remember when The Penguins crushed with
'Earth Angel'?
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Wednesday, April 29, 2020

Flightless birds, an evolutionary curiosity, are thought to have
 descended from angels who had lost their wings.
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Thursday, April 23, 2020

It's a Living
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Monday, February 04, 2019

A New Wrinkle on the Hans Christian Andersen Classic
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Tuesday, October 09, 2018

The Penguin Expected to Sub for Ted Cruz in Texas
 Town Hall with Beto O'Rourke on CNN
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Sunday, March 25, 2018

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, 
who's the fairest fink of all?"
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Monday, January 15, 2018

Chris Christie Observes Martin Luther King, Jr. Day
at the Beach
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Thursday, March 16, 2017

"Just wanted to let you know there are millions more
of us than we thought."
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Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Local Paranoiac Says Obama Behind White House
Leaks, Town Hall Protests, Penguin Marches
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Friday, February 26, 2016

Cruz Stands Athwart the Path to a Bipartisan Flint Water
 Deal, Squawking, "I'm a Very, Very Proud Wacko Bird!"
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Sunday, February 14, 2016

Jim Gilmore's decision to drop out of the presidential race 
causes an iceberg to collide with Antarctica, killing
150,000 penguins.
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Friday, January 29, 2016

Keiko Opus the Whaleguin Sez:
"For some odd reason, Hillary Clinton's
 emails make me peckish."
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Sunday, February 22, 2015

"Have I told you about the time Bill 
O'Reilly and I got stinko and sang 'Don't 
Cry for Me Argentina' in the middle of
 the Falklands War Zone?"
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Sunday, August 10, 2014

Researchers have discovered fossils of a 250-pound 
penguin on Antarctica's Seymour Island.  They put the 
penguin's length at about 6-feet-7, or 'tall enough 
to star in a Monty Python sketch'.
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Wednesday, March 12, 2014

The Emperor's New Clothes
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Monday, April 08, 2013

Klaatu had begun to suspect that when he wasn't looking,
Gort the Robot became Sparky the Wonder Penguin.
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Tuesday, May 15, 2012

"Gosh, I can't believe how much I hate Willie
the Penguin!  Kools really suck!"

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Tuesday, April 17, 2012

"We understand you nipped Newt Gingrich's
finger while he was touring the St. Louis Zoo.
Did you suffer any ill effects afterward?"
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