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Showing posts with label Pandas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pandas. Show all posts

Monday, March 28, 2022

MAGAs vs. RINOs:  It's an ugly job, but somebody's 
got to do it.

Thursday, April 16, 2020

Glitches Prevent $1,200 Stimulus Checks
 From Reaching Millions

Sunday, September 02, 2018

Leonardo da Panda

Friday, April 06, 2018

Baby Panda Deplatformed

Tuesday, May 05, 2015

Fearguth's Rules of Order #61
When playing Dodgeball with a Giant Panda, it is 
customary to take a bamboo break every 15 minutes.

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

 "Hey, Andy, did you hear what that Bloomberg editor said?"  
"No, Woody, what did he say?"
"He said, 'It's time we let Andy Panda die'."
"What a cock mother!"
"Exactly, Andy!" 

Wednesday, May 01, 2013

Fearguth's Rules of Order #57
If you see a FreedomWorks panda 
pandering to fans of Andy Panda 
and Woody Woodpecker, just grin
and bear it.

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Would someone please call the SPCA?

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Naughty FreedomWorks Pandas Facing
Disciplinary Action

Sunday, February 12, 2012

"I know I'm still too young to be talking, Mom and Pop, but
I just gotta say that as pandas go, you're more fake than
Mitt Romney."

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

In case you've forgotten, Rick Santorum has stated that
sex acts between mutually consenting adult mammals, such
 as between Steven Seagal and a panda, do not have a
constitutional right to privacy.  Rick, you see, likes to look.

Friday, March 18, 2011

"Hey, Pop, I have a better idea!  Why don't you and Mom get
in the basket and I'll go see Kung Fu Panda 2?"

Sunday, January 02, 2011

Crossover Built on a Cow Platform with
Features of a Traditional Panda

Tuesday, December 07, 2010

"But, Mommy, I don't WANT to go in the box!"

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Tai Shan Saddened by the District of Columbia's
 New 'Anti-Panda-Handling' Ordinance

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

"What are you so afraid of, Little Panda?"

"Oh, I see!"

Sunday, August 08, 2010

There he goes again, pandaing to his base!

Monday, May 24, 2010

Panda Still Steadfastly Denying Ambien Abuse

Saturday, February 13, 2010

A Perplexity of Pandas

Sunday, September 20, 2009


"No, I'm not a Whining Fox. I'm a Red Panda. Now,
if you don't mind, please just go away!"
 
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