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Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Sign of the Times #53

Islamophobes Я Us

Sunday, May 12, 2013

The Racial Hierarchy of Intelligence: 1) Jews, 2) East

Asians, 3) Non-Jewish Whites, 4) Hispanics, 5) Blacks,

6) Heritage Foundation, 7) Jim DeMint

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Of Tail-Gunner Ted it was said, "He is Jim DeMint

without the charm."

Thursday, December 06, 2012

Oxymorons for Our Time #141

Jim DeMint Think Tank

Monday, August 06, 2012

Jim DeMintia: Worse Than Alzheimer's Because It

Makes You Think You're Living in South Carolina

Thursday, March 22, 2012

On Senator DeMint's Office Door

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Senator DeMint Sez: “I think if Americans

actually find out the truth about our plan to

abolish Medicare in two years, it will be a

very big positive for Republicans in the fall.”

Monday, January 02, 2012

"Good goshamighty, no one since Ronald Reagan has had

such capacious balls!"

Monday, September 05, 2011

Watch Cardinal DeMint Conduct GOP Job Interviews

in The Baba Looey Captivity of the Papacy,

Tonight on The History Channel

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

The Trinidad Scorpion Butch Taylor chili pepper

measures a mighty 1,463,700 on the Scoville

heat unit scale compared to around 3,500 for

the humble Jalapeño. Here's a way to settle

the debt ceiling debate: representatives of each

side of the issue---let's say Obama, Boehner, and

DeMint---will masticate one of these suckers whole.

He who is left standing wins the debate. If no one

is left standing, three more representatives

will be chosen. And so on.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Senator DeMint has said he will go "to extreme lengths to

prevent a vote on raising the debt ceiling, even if it hurts

the Republican Party politically." Asked to give examples

of which 'extreme lengths' he has in mind, the Senator

mentioned screeching and crying, holding his breath,

clenching his fists, stamping his feet, falling to the

ground and kicking his feet in the air, and

clamping his eyes shut.

Monday, March 28, 2011

"I’ve said it often, and I believe it: the bigger government gets,

the smaller God gets. Why, God is so small today, I carry

Him around in my pants pocket, along with my Buck Knife,

nail clippers, and Chapstick!"

Thursday, March 17, 2011

"Senator DeMint, if you'll show me your

internal gyroscope, I'll show you mine."

Sunday, March 13, 2011

While they were busy dumping tea into Boston Harbor, the

Second American Revolution had already begun far away

in Madison, Wisconsin.

Sunday, March 06, 2011

Senator DeMint Throws New Wench Into Legislative Process

Tuesday, March 01, 2011

"Help! Help! Some kook from South

Carolina is trying to kill me!"

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Senator DeMint couldn't tell if the rumbling sound he heard

was coming from the Muppet Lobby, or if it was just the

chimichanga he had eaten for lunch talking to him.

Monday, January 24, 2011

For where two or three are gathered together in the name of

The Crazy, you have the Senate Tea Party Caucus.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

All that remains for Senator Jim DeMint to complete his

metamorphosis into the Second Coming of Strom Thurmond

is to father a love child on a black handmaiden.

Be patient.

Jim's still young.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

"Majority rule? Where in the Constitution does it

say anything about 'majority rule'?

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