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Tuesday, September 27, 2022

Mehmet Oz Sez: “When John Fetterman dresses like that,

it’s not an accident. He’s kicking authority in the balls.

He’s saying, ‘I’m Emperor Ming. I’ll show those guys

who’s boss.'”

Sunday, January 18, 2015

Don Barrington, Oklahoma Hoodie Monster

Saturday, January 17, 2015

"Sorry, Mr. Vader, but the new Oklahoma law requires

you to check your hoodie at the Red River."

Thursday, May 22, 2014

Mark Cuban Sez: "If I see a black kid in a hoodie and it's

late at night, I'm telling my limo driver to push the pedal to

the metal!"

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

If you're in the mood to commit

an urban crime, don't forget

to wear your uniform, the

Richard Cohen WaPo Hoodie.

It's only $44.99, and if you

order today, the shipping

is free!

Monday, March 18, 2013

According to the History Channel's version of The

Bible, the Devil has a dark skin, wears a hoodie, and

looks like Barack Obama. But the Apostle Paul said

the Devil wears a disguise that makes him look like an

'Angel of Light'. The Apostle must have had Dark

Light in mind at the time.

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Bobby Rush (D-IL) has been removed from the floor of the

House of Representatives for wearing a hoodie. House

rules prohibit the wearing of hoods while the House is in

session. "Members need to remove their hoods and

check them at the door, just as I always do," explained

Acting Speaker Gregg Harper (R-MS).

NRA Now Selling Concealed Handgun Hoodies,

But Only to Members with a High Skin Albedo

as Certified by a Pigmentometer

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Whilst wearing a hoodie, Geraldo apologized for telling the

truth about the dangers of minority kids wearing hoodies,

instead of three-piece suits from Men's Wearhouse,

like the ones Thomas Sowell wears.

When the facts finally emerged, it was determined that

Trayvon Martin, while on school suspension and high

on marijuana, had held up George Zimmerman at gun-

point, stealing his hoodie, his ice tea, and his bag of

Skittles. But, in making his getaway, Trayvon tripped

over his saggy pants and accidentally shot himself

in self-defense.

Monday, March 26, 2012

"Some people are saying, Mr. Blankfein, that wearing a

$1,000 suit on Wall Street makes you look suspicious,

like, say, a bankster. Have you ever considered

wearing a hoodie, instead?"

New Santorum Hoodie Selling Like Crazy

Whiteworld #8

"I only feel threatened by people with more education

and money than me, women on the pill, off-white

people, and teenagers wearing hoodies.

Other than that, I'm fearless."

Friday, March 23, 2012

Geraldo Rivera Sez: "When I wear a hoodie, I always wear

yellow pants so that I won't be mistaken for a gangsta."

Captain America Sez: "Don't like my hoodie, Geraldo?

Come get some!"

Mothers, it's OK to let your sons wear

hoodies, but please don't let them grow

up to be Geraldos.

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Standing Next to Coultergeist,

Student in Black Hoodie Gives Speaker

the Sign of the Double-Humpback Whale

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