Bedlam is a nice place to visit but don't drink the water.
Wednesday, May 22, 2013
For the fourth time since 1956, the residents of
Portland, Oregon have voted to foil the con-
spiracy to sap and impurify all of their precious
bodily fluids.
Thursday, March 08, 2012
"Can you imagine a conspiracy more sinister than Barack
Obama and Derrick Bell hugging in 1991?"
"Of course I can! Have you already forgotten the con-
spiracy to fluoridate America's water supply back
in the 1950s?"
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
We were warned in the 1950s about the
dangers of fluoridating the water supply.
Now we understand why.
Sunday, June 27, 2010
"My teeth are unfluoridated, I drink only
rainwater, and my precious bodily fluids
are absolutely pure. Vote for me!"
Sunday, July 05, 2009
"General Ripper, I'm beginning to worry about Governor Palin." "Me, too, Group Captain Mandrake. She's no doubt showing the effect of the fluoridation of Wasilla's water supply and the resulting impurities in her precious bodily fluids."