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Showing posts with label DUI. Show all posts
Showing posts with label DUI. Show all posts

Monday, June 20, 2022

According to a local bishop, this is Satan's Headquarters
in Worcester, Massachusetts.  The bishop says it's enough
to drive a man to drink.

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Tuesday, March 16, 2021

Another GOP Champion of Law and Order

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Monday, June 01, 2020

"The initial lab results of Zimmerman’s blood test showed
 a BAC of .13, large traces of benzodiazepines, THC, 
methadone, and small traces of cocaine."  
[Sounds like George had been binging at the 
Golden High Life Corral.]
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Thursday, April 16, 2020

Warm Scuzzies #918
Derek Lewis
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Tuesday, March 10, 2020

Jones Claims Horse Was High on Locoweed;
"My BAC Was Under the Legal Limit," He Says
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Thursday, December 12, 2019

Matt Gaetz was arrested on suspicion of DUI on October 30, 
2008, when he was 26 years old.  Gaetz refused to take a 
field sobriety test or a Breathalyzer test, and then started 
ranting, inexplicably, about Hunter Biden's drug problem.
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Thursday, August 22, 2019

New Press Secretary Thought to Be Overqualified for
Job in Trump White House
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Wednesday, September 13, 2017

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #112
Robert Lanza
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Monday, May 29, 2017

Tiger Gets Lost in the Woods
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Saturday, August 23, 2014

Hearting While Intoxicated T-Shirt
Selling Like Hotcakes
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Thursday, April 17, 2014

Every time a same-sex marriage occurs, Don Dwyer (R-MD)
feels compelled to get drunk and drive a boat or car.  And 
this is really getting in the way of his campaign to get re-
elected to the Maryland House of Delegates.
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Saturday, March 01, 2014

"Yes, as hypocritical as it may sound, I believe that only
people like me who are injured in drunk driving accidents
should have access to Medicaid.  All the other uninsured 
poor people in Arkansas are just SOL."
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Thursday, February 06, 2014

Only in Texas can someone kill four people and 
injure two others in a drunk-driving incident and 
not go to jail, while someone who pees on
 the Alamo goes to jail for 18 months.
Posted by Fearguth at 7:56 AM 4 comments
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Saturday, December 14, 2013

Warm Scuzzies #437
G. Dick Miller
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Monday, December 24, 2012

Crapo Arrested for Being Stinko
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Wednesday, December 19, 2012

 
"Hold on, Mr. Donaldson!" said the 
officer as he arrested someone who
appeared to be stark, raving mad.
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Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Warm Scuzzies #316
Fred Grant
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Wednesday, August 08, 2012

Randy Travis Arrested for Driving Naked While Under 
the Influence of 'Honky Tonk Moon' 
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Wednesday, July 04, 2012

Voluntary breathalyzer testing makes about as much sense
in France as Mitt Romney's proposal of self-deportation
does in the United States. 
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Monday, January 16, 2012

Warm Scuzzies #254
Kip Smith
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