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Showing posts with label Baths. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Baths. Show all posts

Monday, July 18, 2022

'Jury selection begins in criminal contempt of personal hygiene 
trial of Steve Bannon'

Posted by Fearguth at 11:38 AM 0 comments
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Monday, June 13, 2022

Just looking at Steve Bannon makes you want to take
a shower.

Posted by Fearguth at 8:59 PM 0 comments
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Monday, April 11, 2022

Banal Fixation

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Wednesday, April 06, 2022

Remember when grooming was a good thing?

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Saturday, January 08, 2022

[Insert Favorite Personal Hygiene Joke Here]

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Friday, October 15, 2021

“I’m not into golden showers,” Trump yelled at the crowd
 of GOP donors.

Posted by Fearguth at 9:27 AM 0 comments
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Monday, July 20, 2020

Rain Man
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Saturday, June 20, 2020

The Senator Takes a Bath
Posted by Fearguth at 11:09 AM 0 comments
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Thursday, January 30, 2020

Jared Kushner Immerses Himself
in the Middle East
Posted by Fearguth at 10:54 AM 0 comments
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"While hot tubbing with Lou Dobbs the other day, he 
told me John Bolton is a 'petty snarling Lilliputian'.  
And so I asked Lou, "Did you know Jonathan Swift 
was the author of The Benefit of Farting Explain'd?"
Posted by Fearguth at 9:12 AM 0 comments
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Sunday, June 23, 2019

Cleanliness is next to Godliness, but
Godliness is next to impossible.
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Tuesday, September 11, 2018

Workmen Installing a Walk-in Tuba
Posted by Fearguth at 9:31 AM 0 comments
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Tuesday, May 22, 2018

Amou Haji, an octogenarian Iranian who hasn't bathed in 
60 years, says he will blend U. S. sanctions with dog poop 
and smoke it.
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Tuesday, November 21, 2017

What Melania Trump's Body Double Shops
 For at Bed Bath & Beyond
Posted by Fearguth at 7:50 AM 0 comments
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Monday, June 12, 2017

Trump's Cabinet Sets New World Record for Wettest and 
Sloppiest Tongue Bath Ever Administered to a Head of
State
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Wednesday, March 01, 2017

Piers Morgan Sez: "I do not drink Donald Trump's bath 
water but I'm sure it tastes delicious."
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Thursday, December 08, 2016

Although he hadn't bathed in 60 years, Amou Haji
was thrilled to learn he had been named manager
of the Clean Water Act in the Trump Administration.
Posted by Fearguth at 9:15 AM 2 comments
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Sunday, December 04, 2016

"Ya know, Steve Bannon, after you shower, shave, and 
comb your hair, you don't look half bad."
Posted by Fearguth at 7:48 PM 0 comments
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Monday, March 14, 2016

Whilst soaking in a tub of rattlesnakes, he remarked,
 "Only a fool would pull the same stunt with a tub 
full of GOPers!"
Posted by Fearguth at 5:11 PM 2 comments
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Monday, February 22, 2016

"This looks like a job for Scrubbing Bubbles®!"
Posted by Fearguth at 2:33 PM 0 comments
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