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Showing posts with label Airports. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Airports. Show all posts

Thursday, July 07, 2022

Out of one side of her mouth, Republican Congresswoman
Beth Van Dyne voted against the bill containing 'important
funding' for DFW Airport.  Out of the other side, she is
'thrilled to receive this important funding'.

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Tuesday, April 26, 2022

Doesn't the Second Amendment cover
Armored Personnel Carriers?

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Saturday, March 12, 2022

Sign Posted Near Florence Regional Airport

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Monday, December 21, 2020

Trump wants an airport named after him.  How about 
re-naming the Yasser Arafat International Airport in Gaza?

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Sunday, April 02, 2017

"Hey, Reince, do you think TSA pat-down techniques
constitute 'legal groping'?"
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Tuesday, March 07, 2017

"I will now demonstrate TSA's new pat-down technique."
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Monday, January 30, 2017

Kellyanne's Choice
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Monday, February 22, 2016

There he stood, buck naked in the Nashville airport, and
nobody, not even TSA, would touch his junk.
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Saturday, February 28, 2015

Jumbo Jet Taxis on the CPAC Runway
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Thursday, July 10, 2014

Oops!  The third thing Rick Perry was not going to do yesterday
was shake hands with Barack Obama on the tarmac at DFW
International Airport.  But he suddenly went blank and couldn't
remember what it was.
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Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Joseph Farah, Founder of Wing Nut Daily, Stopped in
Dulles International Airport with Loaded Gun, Unloaded
Brain
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Saturday, January 25, 2014

"Be sure to pat down Paul Broun," said the TSA agent,
"he definitely fits the profile of a Teabagging Terrorist."
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Saturday, November 23, 2013

State Representative Drew Darby (R-TX) forgot he had
a brain in his head and was charged with a felony for 
carrying a loaded gun into an Austin airport. 
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Sunday, January 20, 2013

Good Scanners

Bad Scanners
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Friday, January 18, 2013

Naked-Image Scanners to Be Removed from U. S. Airports;
Playmobil Version Remains Popular with Kids
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Monday, April 30, 2012

TSA Agent Sez:  "There's an anomaly in the crotch area."
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Monday, January 23, 2012

Rand Paul is calling for an inquiry into
 whether airport scanners are rigged
to make him look like a cartoon monkey.
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Friday, December 16, 2011

Said the TSA agent to Mark Meckler, "Is that a Glock 27
in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
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Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Have you heard?  Osama bin Laden's punishment
in Hell will be to stand in an airport security line
for all eternity.
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Sunday, April 17, 2011

Air Traffic Controller Caught Napping During Lecture on
the Unprofessionalism of On-the-Job Sleeping
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