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Showing posts with label Aging. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Aging. Show all posts

Saturday, October 09, 2021

First, what is Male Pattern Baldness? This is the normal 
pattern of hair loss in around half of all Wookies, 
generally associated with ageing.

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Tuesday, July 13, 2021

Presidentin' Is Hard on Ya

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Wednesday, February 05, 2020

He is looking old, but so long as he can make two fists,
Trump remains viable.
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Monday, July 30, 2018

Bigfoot Erotica Becoming Rather Tame
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Tuesday, July 21, 2015

If you live long enough, the amount of knowledge and the 
number of skills you worked so hard to obtain and develop 
which have become obsolete is enough to turn you against 
old age.
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Friday, June 26, 2015

Ann Coulter claims she has discovered an ancient mind
 over matter technique that will keep her from getting old 
and irrelevant. 
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Friday, May 09, 2014

Luke Skywalker

Luke Floorwalker
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Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Iggy Pop Pooped
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Monday, June 24, 2013

Some men grow wiser as they grow grayer and hairier.
Not Joe Klein.  He just grows more pathetic.
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Tuesday, April 17, 2012

We know, more or less, what Jesus said when
 he was 30. Can you imagine what he might 
have said had he lived to be 60?
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Tuesday, April 10, 2012

The Good News
  Chris Wallace is 64.
The Bad News
If he lives as long as his father, he might still be 
shoveling bullshit for Fox News in 2040.
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Thursday, March 08, 2012

Shhh!  Newt's dreaming of 69.
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Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Granted, a butterfly's life is relatively short, but think
of it as a human life with all the boring parts taken out.
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Thursday, July 28, 2011

"Whaddya mean, 'the old McCain is back'?  I'm 75 for
chrissakes, and I never went away!"
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Sunday, July 17, 2011

When President Obama said the other day, "I'm going
to be turning 50 in a week," that was a mistake.  He
should have said, "I'm going to be turning 60 in
three weeks."
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Sunday, March 20, 2011

If you're a sexagenerian, don't you find it amusing how people
in their 30s and 40s have started sensing the distance between
themselves and people in their teens and 20s?  What's espec-
ially amusing is how they so often refer condescendingly and
intolerantly to the peer group they once, not so long
 ago, proudly counted themselves members of.
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Monday, February 28, 2011

Tweety at 68
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Thursday, February 17, 2011

The Petty Tyrant at Sunset
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Tuesday, February 15, 2011

"America, I have the cure for what ails you, but, at age 75,
 I'm beginning to doubt you have the cure for what ails me!"
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Saturday, January 01, 2011

Face it, Baby Boomers,
getting old isn't pretty!
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